Ashton Kutcher Has Serious Tom Selleck 'Stache Envy

By Bryan Alexander Posted Jun 2nd 2010 02:01PM

Turns out Ashton Kutcher doesn't have everything after all. Forget the movie star wife and the multi-faceted showbiz career -- he doesn't have Tom Selleck's famous mustache.

And it's killing him.

"I have been trying to grow that mustache since I could grow facial hair," a glum Kutcher said of his 'Killers' co-star. "I believe that Tom produces more testosterone in his little finger than I produce in my entire body."

Kutcher even attempts to pay homage to Selleck's magnificent 'Magnum' 'stache in their new romantic comedy. While we won't reveal the details of the scene, Ashton's face all but begged for a mustache-toupee.

But Kutcher, who also produced 'Killers,' admits he wasn't even really attempting to take on the facial-hair master.

"I can't grow a mustache, it's sad if I attempt to," he said.

"I'm so enamored by Tom's facial hair that I would say that Tom's mustache is akin to Chuck Norris's beard," Kutcher added.

Strong words. But very true. The Norris beard and the Selleck 'stache are worthy, iconic creations. Yet the comment left Selleck confused.

"Is that a good thing?" he asked Kutcher.

Tags: Ashton Kutcher mustache, Tom Selleck mustache

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Wednesday 02 June

By sandy

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Tom Selleck's mustache should be on Mount Rushmore

By sjcobb1

I always suspected that Kutcher was at minimal bi-sexual and had a serious "mommy" fetish.

By stacherash

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selleck would kick chuck norris to high heaven any day. his stache rules

By themeeker

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I'll bet he's got some serious penis envy issues as well. You KNOW Demi's is bigger.

By Ed

Sorry, I'm Straight and love women but I would do Ashton and then feel bad later.

By Drzuke

Selleck has a great 'stache, but Chuck Norris' beard wins. They built the hadron collider to discover its secrets.

By llednez

Selleck is a man's man. As for Ashton, all the facial hair in the world couldn't help him. He's such a girly-girl. It kinda makes you wonder about Demi's mentality.

Thursday 03 June

By mari

When Ashton grows up, maybe he'll be able to grow a 'stache'. He's annoying...

By Jade

Tom Selleck..a real man. Yummmm!

By Sarita

I cant believe that a few hairs on his upper lip could be so important, is he nuts? he has a lot more than many actors and still not satisfied, I wonder what Demi thinks about his vanity.

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