Hark! Kate Gosselin Wants to Release Holiday Album

By Rob Shuter Posted Jul 1st 2010 09:30AM

Hold on to your chestnuts folks, Kate Gosselin is looking to add "holiday crooner" to her resume! I've learned that the multi-talented reality star is itching to deliver a Christmas album chocked full of religious-y tunes. Let's go ahead and rule out Jon as her backup singer, but you better believe a certain octet will be front and center. More on Kate's holly-jolly career move, plus a look at a tennis ace's hair-raising dilemma after the jump!

Kate Plus Eight Plus Holiday Album?

Kate Gosselin wants to show America that it's not just her dance skills that are a hidden talent. Now, the famous mom and her eight adorable tots want to release a holiday CD packed full of all her favorite religious classics.

"Kate is pitching a CD of holiday songs sung by herself and all her children," a record executive tells me. "She sees herself as a modern day Maria from 'The Sound of Music,' except this time the family singers won't be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins."

And it's not like Kate is the first reality star to release a record. Three of the ladies from Bravo's 'Real Housewives' franchise have put out singles (my ears!) and who can forget that Jessica Simpson, at the height of her reality show career, put out a Christmas CD where she sang 'The Little Drummer Boy' as a duet with lil' sis Ashlee. I swear to you this actually exists.

"Don't be fooled," a friend of Kate's tells me. "Kate sees herself as a brand. She knows her fifteen minutes are not going to last forever and wants to make the most of it. After all, it's Kate that's putting the food on the table for all those children."

Remember my scoop on how the kids actually earn more than daddy?

I don't know how Kate finds the time to be a reality star, author, dancer, mother of eight and now singer, but let's all hope that her singing is a touch better than her dancing. Kate will have a little time to practice, as sources tell me that no major label has offered her a deal just yet. But just you wait until they hear those adorable little eight voices singing 'I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus'! How could anyone say no?

Vogue Chief Thinks Roger Federer Looks Sloppy

As tennis fans struggle to understand Roger Federer's implosion at Wimbledon this week, feared Vogue Editor-In-Chief Anna Wintour thinks she has the answer to fix his poor performance.

"Anna think Roger needs to cut his hair," one fashion insider tells me. "The reason his playing is sloppy is because he looks so sloppy. It doesn't take a genius to understand the impact that your physical appearance has on your performance. Weather you are a model or a tennis player, there is no excuse for not always looking your best."

Anna, who was seen watching Roger from the stands while feverishly working her Blackberry, has even found the perfect barber in London to help her tennis friend out. However, it looks like all advice is a little too late.

Federer was knocked out of the Wimbledon quarterfinals Wednesday by Thomas Berdych of the Czech Republic, 6-4, 3-6, 6-1, 6-4. This will be the first time since 2002 that Federer has not reached the Wimbledon final.

Oh well, at least the poor chap doesn't have to worry about a haircut for the next 12 months.

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Thursday 01 July

By MAGOOS

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Whoever thinks this woman is multi-talented has a problem beyond curing! Her talent lies in publicity seeking and being as obnoxious as she possibly can be. This woman is a survivor and will do anything to make a buck. But not off me.

By Daniel

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Hark! The devil sings!

By Donna

Kate please go away. I am so sick and tired about hearing about you. You are nothing so please just go take of your kids. YOu sing you got to be kidding me.

By barb

Kate...give it up people finally see you for what you are....
a has been...a used dish rag....a used mop please go away go be with you mom & dad where ever they are i'm sure they miss you

By Kim & Darren

I'm sure it will sell as well as William Hung's Holiday album.

By jenbelle13

Wow...really?!? I am ashamed to admit it, but I did watch a holiday episode where the whole family including Jon were singing Christmas caroles. She can't carry a tune to save her life!!!(pathetic one at that!)

By Annoyed PopEater Reader

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I know from past reading, that Mr. Rob Shuter rarely has accurate pop culture news, so I wouldn't be surprised if this is untrue. Leave the woman alone.

Annoyed Popeater Reader stop reading the posts then. If you are a fan of Kates you are just as pathetic as Kate is. Idiot.

By Nate

die

By Bella

Dear Lord,

Will this woman ever stop!!

By jmfabianorpl

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Hey, remember when we all feared that it would be the Octomom who overexposed herself in an attempt to be a celebrity????

By Jane

Oh Lord! Kate, your voice is like a pig scratching his azz. You are nothing but life support for a p()ssy.

By anon

Seriously, this woman needs to get over herself and stop grasping at straws. Let those kids have a normal, private childhood. She could live a much more modest lifestyle (i.e she doesnt need to be livig in a custom million dollar house on a huge piece of land). The kids would still have a good life. Being rich does not ensure a loving, stable homelife.

By flash

Having multiple children at once is not a talent and as far as her singing,havent the public and her children suffered enough just listening to her talk.PLEASE for the love of humanity,cancel her show.She is part of the reason that Aliens wont visit the planet.

By nikki

for god sakes considering the botox and the plastic surgurge the holiday and the houses, she dont need to relese one so please dont, i mean really? are you not media whoring enough as is dont ruin the holidays for us to now,

By J

You got to be kidding...She probably sings like she dances...This woman has no shame in pimping her children out for a buck...In a few years I am sure she can make money putting her children on Celebrity Rehab...One of the eight if not all of them will need the help...Go Away...

By rominakatz

and I want to be the queen of America!
Let's stop leaving messages here, stop clicking on the name Kate Gosselin, and don't watch her show, or tv shows where she is appearing. Maybe then, this pest will go away!

By taxiof2

Can we say enough! We are sick of you.............go away!

By Julie

Kate..GO AWAY....GO FAR,FAR AWAY!!!!!!!

By a14ktg

A Frankenstein has been created.. Talk about your narcissism! Maybe if she just got a big mirror she could stare at herself all day and leave the rest of the media world alone, For God's Sake!

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