There is no denying what makes Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino stick out among his 'Jersey Shore' castmates. It's those rock hard abs, which he keeps in shape with daily GTL (gym, tan, laundry) sessions. His ab "situation" has become so infamous that he even released a rap song about it -- now that's serious business! Sorrentino tells PopEater the world hasn't heard the last of his singing, as he's in the studio working on a few remixes and eventually a full album. "I'm lyrically gifted, so to speak, and definitely not too bad on the mic at all," he boasted at the NoX Edge launch at GNC in New York.
Watch Sorrentino sound off with PopEater about 'Jersey Shore' season 2 (debuting July 29 on MTV), how women can get his attention and how he maintains THE Situation.





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last month a local DJ in my town of Toms River NJ said that "The Situation"'s management kept calling him and begging him to play this loser's song. the DJ said on air and told the manager that there was no way he would play The Situation's song. people living at the Jersey Shore are in no way happy with this, the cast and the show are why the shore has a bad reputation and why basically none of the locals even bother going to the beach anymore
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Oh right ...The Situation and his gang is what gave the Jersey Shore a bad name...please! Are you kidding me?? Part of the Jersey Shore was & will always be nasty!! Seaside (sleazside as everyone I know calls it) has been nasty since the early 90's long before the cast of the Jersey Shore got there and F.Y.I Wildwood is 2nd runner.
he is definately Pauly Shore...the weasels son...looks just like him
My ears are already bleeding.
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Let these idiots have their 5 minutes. It can't last much longer and hopefully the Jersey shore can go back to the reputation it once had when I was a kid.
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They will never go away thanks to articles like this. These skanks may be on tv but if their parents are proud of them then at least we know how they got this way.
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why are we still keeping these reality show rejects around,has no-one told him that his hair cut went out of style in the early 90's,????dont we fade and blend razor cuts in ???so we are gonna have another white rapper again????? PLEASE GO AWAY REALITY SHOW REJECTS,LOL
Oh, my goodness!! I have heard that humor and laughter are good for a person's health. If that's true, I think this fool just added a couple of months to my lifespan! LOL!
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Give him a shot. If it goes well, maybe he can upgrade to a duet with Kevin Federline or maybe even Vanilla Ice. LOL!!!!!
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If his album sucks less than K-Fed's, will it be considered a success?
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I go to the Jersey Shore (not Seaside Heights, there are many other places, all of them better). They make me ashamed to go there. It's rather annoying when you're with your family and you have to see college kids & people like the cast of Jersey Shore causing problems.
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He has a long neck.
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Is he wearing a rubber nose in that picture? What a fugly dude!
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Okay, now, what's the sitch???? I don't know, my friend says every girl likes him. His neck's like a baby giraff, someone mentioned a 'joke' type nose, I also noticed his ears are pointy, ummmm, yeah. IMO, that Pauly D, now he'd be getting & having a sitch. IF yeah, I wasn't married, OH & like 10 years younger. Find him on the Seaside Boardwalk...............
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But, I liked The Pirate & the Log Floom. I heard Sodl's is gone. Really good hot roast beef w/fries they had. Heck, my friend & I used to drive down in the fall at 12 am to get a cup of tea at the 7-11. Lots of good times. My friend also said that these Jersey Shore people are causing chaos & slimey herds of people. I could imagine it's not as fun anymore.
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When you state singers, let me explain something to you, singers actually sing they do not talk through a song, only those who can not sing do this and it is called rap but to those who know that singing is singing it is crap so who cares what this group of wanna be singers do or do not do.
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EVERY TIME I SEE THIS GUY I THINK WOW I GUESS PAULY SHORE HAS BEEN WORKING OUT ! EXCEPT THIS GUY IS MORE OF A RETARD ,IF THATS POSSIBLE
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Hes more of a woman than lady caca
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SOOO tacky,, This is the reason this country is in the condition it is. We give power to people such as this
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The Situation is that this moron thinks hes a freakin legaend refering to himself as the Situation! When are we all going to kick these no talent idiots off the air! Also these perverts are 30 years old and i would love to know the ages of these girls they are randomly screwing as a sport on tv? I smell statutory rape! They are all ugly and sleazy! how do you say sexually transmitted disease! gross!
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