Lindsay Lohan's Notes Reveal Killer Penmanship, Attention to Detail

By John Mitchell Posted Jul 9th 2010 01:31PM

During her court hearing on Tuesday, Lindsay Lohan was seen taking diligent notes in red pen, and now a high resolution shot of her jottings has made its way to the web, revealing Lohan to have ... well, an astute ear for detail and absolutely fantastic penmanship.

Cameras got a clear shot of the notes when Lohan used them to cover her face. In the meticulously detailed document, Lohan appears to respond to her alleged malfeasance, listing where she was and when she made up each absence from her alcohol education classes.

Given the grammatical and spelling inaccuracies of Lohan's frequent Twitter rants, the sheer detail included in the notes, as well as the near-perfect block lettering, are especially notable.

The notes make reference to her father, Michael Lohan, being in the courtroom. "Dad's sitting behind Liana [Lindsay's sister Ali]," Lindsay wrote. The actress and her father have had a tense relationship for years, and Lindsay currently refuses to speak to her father. Of Lindsay's jail sentence, Michael told US Weekly, "It's not going to be a good experience for her ... It's just a horrible experience. Twenty-three hours a day, she'll be locked up."

Also named in Lohan's notes is her alcohol education program director, Cherie Marshall of Right On Programs. "Cherie only found out about the court order online ... is not a probation officer," the notes read. As a side note on the Right On Program, Lohan writes, "1,200 clients in Right On Programs."

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The actress lists a Haiti "benefit and fundraiser" in London as well as a press work for her 6126 apparel line as reasons for her absence from scheduled classes. She also details the exact dates of her missed classed and when they were made up, and seems to address an instance where she feels she has received unfair treatment: "Progress reports for LL [Lindsay Lohan] to be more consistent w/ classes. But LL was @ classes 4 wks in a row."

Lohan was sentenced Tuesday to 90 days in jail and a 90-day inpatient rehabilitation program. The actress will likely serve approximately 23 days behind bars because, according to Los Angeles Sheriff's Department spokesperson Steve Whitmore, female inmates in custody for nonviolent crimes generally serve about 25 percent of their sentence.

On Thursday, Shawn Chapman Holley said in a press release, "All we want is for Lindsay to be treated like everyone else and that hasn't happened so far," adding that Lindsay is "extremely disappointed" in the sentence she received. Later that same day, Holley, who served as Lohan's counsel during her hearing, told TMZ that she no longer represented the actress. (Holley did not provide a reason for her departure from the Lohan case, but RadarOnline reports she quit when she heard the actress was searching for a new lawyer.)

Soon after Holley's departure, reports surfaced that Lohan had hired Tiffany Esther Feder-Cohen, who just passed the California bar in November, to represent her. Dina Lohan's lawyer, Stephanie Ovadia, has denied the Feder-Cohen connection to Radar, saying, "Tiffany Feder-Cohen is not Lindsay's attorney and never was. She is just a good friend who is helping out. Lindsay's new attorney will be announced today [Friday]."

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TO GO WITH AFP STORY ENTERTAINMENT-US-FILM-PEOPLE-LOHAN-JAIL-FINGERNAIL Lindsay Lohan sits with a message written on her fingernail before she is sentanced to 90 days jail by Judge Marsha Revel during her hearing at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010. She sobbed and pleaded in court not to be thrown in jail, but troubled Hollywood starlet Lindsay Lohan had another, far less plaintive message for the judge, written on the fingernail of her middle finger. Photographers using telephoto lenses captured photos showing that Lohan, hand pressed against her mouth, had the words "fuck u" carefully written over a multicolored pastiche of pastel nail polish(Middle Finger-R). The judge ordered Lohan, 24, to spend 90 days in jail for violating probation in two 2007 drunken driving cases. She also was ordered to take part in a 90-day in-patient substance abuse program. AFP PHOTO/POOL/David McNew (Photo credit should read DAVID MCNEW/AFP/Getty Images)

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** EDS NOTE: OBSCENE LANGUAGE ON LEFT MIDDLE FINGERNAIL ** RECROPPED VERSION ** FILE - In this July 6, 2010 file photo, actress Lindsay Lohan, with profane language written on her middle fingernail, reacts after the sentencing by Superior Court Judge Marsha Reve during a hearing in Beverly Hills, Calif. The judge sentenced Lindsay Lohan to 90 days in jail Tuesday after ruling she violated probation in a 2007 drug case by failing to attend court-ordered alcohol education classes. (AP Photo/David McNew, Pool, File)

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LOS ANGELES, CA - JULY 06: (EDITORS NOTE: THIS IMAGE CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE ON THE SUBJECT'S FINGERNAIL) Actress Lindsay Lohan attends her probation revocation hearing at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles, California. Lindsay Lohan was found in violation of her probation for the August 2007 no-contest plea to drug and alcohol charges stemming from two separate traffic accidents, she is scheduled to surrender on July 20, 2010 to serve her 90 day jail sentence. (Photo by David McNew/Getty Images) *** Local Caption *** Lindsay Lohan

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Friday 09 July

By tony

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i swear im in a nightmare,make it stop.

By Donna

Amen to that Tony.

By Don H

I thank mrs/ms holley for defending lohan, when no one else would,LL back stab her cause she could not get her off of her drug and cocaine problems. Someone has to take the blame when the client will not. Any future attorneys watch out, this could happen to you. Take her money and run before it runs out.

By SUE

I agree. For gosh sake this bimbo is not worth all the hype. Stop the madness.

By Virtew

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THAT'S NOT ALL! I'VE FOUND LINDSAY'S NEW NAKED VIDEO HERE:
cl.lk/lindsay-lohan THAT'S WHAT I'M CALLING 'GO TOO FAR'

By steve

Hello. This is the Media Police. All media people shall cease and desist from covering Lindsay Lohan at this time. She no longer qualifies for such coverage and will be going to jail. This order includes you, TMZ, who is already on probation for being stupid and forcing us to put up with your 30-minute nightly nightmare of a TV show. All paparazzi shall return to their former jobs of flipping burgers and opening doors. That is all.

By Kevin

AMEN!!!
When will this all STOP?!? LL is nothing but a train wreck celebu-tard who makes paris Hilton look like a RHODES SCHOLAR! ENOUGH ALREADY! Let this talentless excuse for a human being ROT IN JAIL like she SHOULD! Justice will only be served when LL is OUT of the spotlight, and FORGOTTEN FOREVER!

By stef

Please also make this apply to Kate Gosselin.

By pegesus

Thank you Steve. Coverage on this spoiled to the core brat has gone to far!!!

By george clooney

Steve...get a life you lousy fake. You have as much authority as my dog. People are laughing at you....but I am sure that has been the case your whole life!

By Mike Hill

" This order includes you, TMZ, who is already on probation for being stupid and forcing us to put up with your 30-minute nightly nightmare of a TV show."

No one forces you to watch the program Steve. Get out of mommies basement and get a life

By upflow1

If only this were a real press release order that legally had to be followed, what a world it would be. I cannot understand why nobody has investigated and covers how this girl's life turned into such a mess. I know she is obviously well over age, but I have a feeling there was something wrong with the parenting (or lack of it) during her formative years....

By Dee

TMZ has a show? Poor Steve - and others lamenting; I sure am glad the TV isn't forcing me to watch it. Phew.

By Elizabeth

Who is forcing you to read and/or watch things in which you have no interest?

By Chip

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I'm not sure you will ever fully understand how happy reading your post has made me.

By Luci

Kevin, I AGREE WHOLE HEARTEDLY! THERE, but for the GRACE OF GOD, and SELF-CONTROL, GO "I"!

By denny70947

This woman is a piece of work. If a regular person had done repeatedly what Lohan has done the sentence would be 180 days. She treats this like it's a game and everyone else are idiots!

By Erin

Amen! People are idiots, and they are only treating her better because of her name! If some not-well-none singer or actor/actress was trialed for the same causes, the sentence would be longer! If it was like Lisa Loeb or someone, they would be treated as a normal person!

By Nick

Actually they would only get 30 days...look it up, and no im not defending her actions because they were stupid on all accounts.

By themeeker

I thought she just got punched in the face. Where are the bruises? Or was that just another in a long string of lies? I see she has a swollen upper lip, but I think she paid for that one.

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