Lindsay Lohan Licks Gun, Dresses as Nun for 'Machete'

Lindsay Lohan's 'Machete' promo poster is hidden deep on the movie's website, but it sure is causing a stir! Lohan -- who will begin her 90-day prison sentence on July 20 -- is dressed in a nun's habit and licking a gun. In the film, Lohan plays a gun-toting avenger called "The Sister."
Days after the actress was sentenced for
violating her probation, the film's trailer was released without Lohan -- though her name briefly appears in the credits. In the film, Lohan reportedly goes topless while swimming in a waterfall with Alicia Rachel Marek, the actress who plays her mother.
Robert Rodriguez's film also stars Jessica Alba, Robert De Niro and Michelle Rodriguez. It will be released September 3.
Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail followed by a 90-day inpatient rehab program for violating her probation on a previous DUI case. Lohan broke down in tears as Judge Marsha Revel revealed her decision. Lohan must surrender to the court on July 20 at 8:30AM to begin serving her time.
Lohan posed with a gun to her mouth for a Tyler Shields photo shoot earlier this year.
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Lindsay Lohan reacts to a judges sentence at the Beverly Hills Courthouse on July 6, 2010 in Los Angeles. More Photos >>
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Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
After spending all day in the salon, Lindsay Lohan emerged, sporting a strawberry blonde do. May 25, 2010 X17online.com exclusive
Lindsay Lohan Snapshots
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Big deal its not like shes the only on in the united states to ever get a DUI Which I dont condone but a 90 day jail big deal if she wasnt a star you guys wouldnt give this a second thought
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give the girl a break, we all have problems you just dont hear about them unless you are a celebrity. i would marry her if she where to say yes. or just be a friend to her.
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Does this woman have ANY limitations to what is decent and whoever came up with the stupid idea for the poster?
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Why should anyone in this country have to abide by laws when our president does not!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Did he not swear to protect our boarders ???????????The law is the law is the law......
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when will enough be enough? When will we simply stop paying attention and rewarding this behavior with more coverage?..She is obviously damaged and needs help, this vicious cycle of non stop coverage and attention only adds to this flame. It seems our society will not be satisfied until she among other troubled stars are dead tragically. We as a culture need to reevaluate our barbaric nature and officially TUNE OUT.
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NOW IF ONLY SHE WOULD FEED THAT PHALLIC FIREARM INTO HER MOUTH AND PULL THE TRIGGER
SHE'D BE DOING THE WORLD A FAVOR. ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HER RECKLESSNESS TAKES AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER OUT. I HOPE THE FAMILY OF THE PERSON/PEOPLE SHE RUNS OVER IN ONE OF HER FUTURE DRUNKEN/DRUG FUELED RAMPAGES SUES THE JUDGES WHO HAVEN'T HELD HER RESPONSIBLE FOR HER ACTIONS.
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I am sorry but priest's may have done wrong but humans do not make religion wrong. There are religions who kill in the name of their god, women are stoned and mutilated in the name of religion and children are strapped with bombs and killed in the name of religion. The pathetic sicko's who do these things do not make the religion wrong they just prove their are sick people in this world. I love my religion just not some of the actions that are done behind the cloak of religion. Until we all meet our maker we will never truley know who or what religion is right.
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Anyone can clearly see that it is not a "picture" it is a drawing so it is not something that she posed for. Can't the press find anything important to get people in an uproar about??????
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Stick to the subject you a-hole
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this photo gave me a stir in my pants
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I think Lindsay AND her poster are smokin hot! I think some of y'all have forgotten what it's like to be young. So the girl parties too much. She's a huge talent and a big star. The fact that so many people are hanging on every move she makes kind of proves that. Even those of you who post negatively about her seem fascinated by her. There is no such thiing as bad publicity and she's getting tons of it! Go Lindsay!
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Please! Is anyone really surprised at anything this person does?!?
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no worse than sister sarah in the 60's keep track of poster sales then vote
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She should have been locked up a loooong time ago.Keep her there before she kills someone.No talent boozer!Bad news.
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Other than being a Governor's daughter, Chrystal was an ordinary teenage that made a mistake with her ordinary boyfriend. We will never know if her faith was too strong to allow an abortion, or if her mother's influence counted in, but for sure Sarah was involved in the couple's breakup. Let's hope they can get back together without interference from anyone, because they seem like decent kids to me.
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You hear more about Catholic transgressions than those of Protestant, Jewish, and Muslim sects. The reasons are many but the most certain one is that Catholics have always made an easy target, especially for Protestant sects.
Along with nearly every Catholic I know, I condemn these pedophile priests. I know that the only action that will satisfy these anti-Catholic fanatics is for the Church to disband and every member of the Church to jump off a cliff somewhere.
The biggest reason many people attack the Church is because of the moral standards to which Catholics are held. Those same people support the killing of the unborn, the exhibitionism of people like the so-called Lady Ga Ga, the political corruption of our President and Congress, and other immoral people and actions.
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So what if it is Lindsay Lohan in the picture. How about more info on the pistol? Maker? Caliber? Barrel Length?
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Largehuman -- Priests, "Sleep with", little boys. Do you know how dumb that sounds? Can't you even say, "Sexually abuse", without violating the rules of political correctnesss? Like Bill Maher and the late George Carlin, I absolutely detest the use of euphenisms, and extreme political correctness in general. Sleep means sleep, dammit. We have socially acceptable terms for other actions and behavior.
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this picture bothers people but her crotch hanging out, her stumbling down a walkway drunk and driving a car drunk and coked up, that's less objectionable. hey all you christians, your more disgusting than she is.
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MARK--If it started with a "A" it would confuse her.She wouldnt know what end of her body to start at,lol
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