The Situation Will Pen 'Jersey Shore' Self-Help Book

By PopEater Staff Posted Jul 19th 2010 10:32AM

Next stop on the 'Jersey Shore' Book Deal Express: Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will bust out a book titled 'Here's the Situation.' In what the New York Post dubs a self-help book, The Situation will dish tips on grooming, rocking the GTL (gym, tanning, laundry -- c'mon, folks) and, of course, maintaining those ripped abs.

Sources tell the Post the book will hit this November, courtesy of Gotham Books. Jenni 'J-WOWW' Farley and Ronnie 'No Fancy Nickname for Me' Ortiz-Magrow announced their own Guido guidebook in March, 'Never Fall In Love at the Jersey Shore,' prompting PopEater's Jo Piazza to speculate the marketability of these efforts in her Celebenomics column.

See our video interview with The Situation after the jump!

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Monday 19 July

By themeeker

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I'll bet he wrote it in crayon.

By nancy p

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first of all ,, none of these castmates are from new jersey,i find this to be quite offensive that mtv cast these people, i say find people from the actual jersey shore,, at seaside, im sure there are jersey girls and guys,, that are from new jersey that would love to do this show

i say cast me im an original jersey girl
and italian also

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I have never seen this show, and I never will, but I am so sick of Shnookie, Bow-wow and the Constipation that I could puke.

By Charlie

It will probably consist of small words and short sentances. What a moron.

By will

Who would want to read his book on mens grooming? He looks, acts and talks like a moron. He needs to be groomed and needs a major make over!!!..He's like a bad movie out of the 70s!!!!

By cbsnv

I agree, how can he write a book, when he doesn't even talk like an adult.

By KR

It'll be similar to the 'Highlights' magazines he trys to read at the dentist's office. Not sure how he'll hide Snookie in that tree though!

By glers

what moron would read this morons book? this guy is at the forefront of the dumbing down of America!

By gobluespartyon

There is no such thing as dumbing down of America that claim is a lie and there is no truth in it that is a fact. So your wrong Glers.

By paulz

Nice beads dork

By ROB

WOW PAULY SHORE IS WRITING A BOOK ! WHATS UP BUUUUDDY

By Aaron Sines

This is why the rest of the world hates Americans....thanks for making things more difficult for all the decent Americans out there who actually care what the rest of the world thinks about us. Douche bag.

I don't care what the rest of the world thinks of America. I think for the most part everyone like American people around the world.

By Marc L

Does this monkey even know how to read and write?

By mw

Who cares! He is nasty looking, show is stupid too!

By rich

A book by an idiot for idiots. Who buys this crap? This self absorbed jerk can't put three words together in a coherent sentence.

Wednesday 21 July

By AD

He can't even spell the word situation! Any book he attempts to write would be a waste of paper.

I'm excited for season 2 of The Jersey Shore very entertaining & funny show.

By gobluespartyon WRITES:

There is no such thing as dumbing down of America that claim is a lie and there is no truth in it that is a fact. So your wrong Glers.

well your dumb post and the defending of "The Situation" just proved me Right

By shaw

lol. I have never watched the show. I can't believe this crap. The gut isn't even cute.

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