Valerie and TomValerie Bertinelli revealed back in May that she was letting her long-time boyfriend Tom Vitale plan their fall wedding. Every man's dream, right? You'd expect a glitz-y wedding with rock stars (her ex is Eddie Van Halen) and big Hollywood types, but instead Vitale and his bride-to-be have decided to keep things small. REALLY small.

"For me, it feels silly. I'm 50. It's not about the wedding. I just want to have a marriage," Bertinelli told PEOPLE last week. "We're going to get married in Italy, just the two of us and a witness."