Is Levi Johnston Kevin Federline 2.0?

By Jo Piazza Posted Aug 14th 2010 01:00PM

We can't believe it took us this long to answer a question that has been right in front of our eyes all summer long. Is Levi Johnston the new Kevin Federline?

Yes, he is! Let's examine the evidence.

Exhibit A: Both come from humble backgrounds and both used their trashy sex appeal to snag a lady above their station. Federline was born to a bank teller and a car mechanic and dropped out of high school in the ninth grade to pursue a career as a backup dancer. Her soon put his moves to the test when he bumped and grinded his way into Britney Spears' life. The rest is history. Levi Johnston dropped out of high school in his junior year to work as an an apprentice electrician. He was soon wrapped up in the political whirlwind of his almost mother-in-law Sarah Palin's vice presidential campaign and forced to quit his job as an electrician. Woe is not Levi though. He has since been able to use the Palin fame to propel himself to E-list celebrity.

Exhibit B: Neither Kevin or Levi is a proponent of safe sex, as evidenced by Kevin's two illegitimate children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson (and two babies in two years with Britney) and Levi's meteoric rise to fame as Bristol Palin's baby daddy.

Exhibit C: Both men manipulated the more famous woman in their life to increase their own notoriety. For Kevin that moment was coercing Britney to appear in the shortlived gutwrenching reality series 'Chaotic' and for Levi, it was convincing Bristol Palin they were engaged for a whole five minutes...just long enough for them to snag the cover of US Weekly and for Levi to announce he would be filming his own reality television show.

Exhibit D: They share the great American dream of reality television fame. Kevin Federline went on to join 'Celebrity Fit Club' in what will most likely just be the first in a series of celebrity self-help reality competitions for the famous ex-husband. Levi is currently shopping his reality show, 'Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office,' in which he runs for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.

Exhibit E: They use music videos to document their personal angst. Federline's 'Lose Control' video displayed the difficulties of marrying a superstar and living in the media maelstrom of the 24/7 celebrity news cycle. Next month, Levi will begin shooting a music video with singer-songwriter Brittani Senser, based on Senser's tune, 'After Love.' In the video Johnston will play a young lover whose romance is thwarted by his girlfriend's disapproving mother.

The evidence has been right in front of us this whole time. Kevin and Levi, Levi and Kevin...they're obviously brothers from another mother.

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Saturday 14 August

By cooper gallegos

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Do you really think Bristol Palin is ABOVE Levi Johnston's station?

By Jennifer

only by the hair of her chinny chin chin! After all, she did graduate high school!

By rob

i agree totally

By Mr. Leo

Kevin at least dated someone who was famous for a real reason. Much like Federline, however, Levi will also be fat in 10 years.

Sunday 15 August

By BTDT

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If this theory were correct, Levi would be as fat as a pig by now.

By ronoct12

He is a"o", and will remain one if so called repeorters would stop promoting him. No one cares and no one would even inquire of him.

By JR

The difference between the two is Spears actually had a career and fame in her own rights, and Federline pimped off it. Palin and Johnston are equals in their pursuit of fame based on nothing in particular.

By BSweet

The difference is, nobody wants to see K-fed naked. hahahaha!

By Shavon

Yea, Kevin and Levi are alike but I still think Levi is as delusional as Spencer Pratt. Wouldn't surprise me at all for Levi to try and hook up with Heidi. The only reality show these idiots should have is one called "The Biggest Losers" but since that show name is already taken they should get ZIP, ZILCH, NADA!

Good one! Spencer Pratt isn't even good enough to be on the bottom of my shoes! I think they can all just fade away, if only people would let them. They all disgust me and what I believe is wrong with society today. The do anything to be famous people. Sex tapes should NOT be a reason for being famous in this world.

By Tiffany

Um Federline takes care of his kids!

By radcliff

And just where does Kevin get the money to take care of these kids ??????Maybe from Brit !!!!He isn't working

By Janeyre

Federated, doesn't take care of his children. Britney does, he doesn't have a job. Nannies, take care of those children.

By MAGOOS

Both of these immature boys are smart enough to use the fame of their girl friends and families to take a step up a ladder. A ladder to where remains to be seen. Federline does appear to take responsibility for his offspring; no doubt Johnston will to prove he is not all straw and BS. This boy child is Sarah Palin's worst nightmare!

By Monk

I agree K-Fed takes care of all four of his children. I don't see him trying to hog the camera all the time. He has had time to grow up. I hope this Levi does the same QUICKLY. Kids need their Dad's in their lives whether the parents are a couple or not.

By Irish

I agree, Kevin has definitely stepped up to the plate. I think it is about time that everyone just left him alone. As far as I know he never bad mouth Britney's family.

By a1116571

Everyone has something negative to say about these guys. I am not a fan of either, but if they don't work their dogs and dead beats and it they do it must be in a profession that some smuck with a nowhere job and a lot of hot air seems to deem fit. Seems to me the real name of the game is to sell what you can while you can and make what you can. These are young men being judged by people that have truly made nothing out of their lives and are pissed that someone younger or less educated has a chance to go further and make more than they could ever hope too. Get a grip and stop tossing around your ideas (like they are worth anything)of how other should live, be, earn, etc. It would be a different story if was you or your kid with chance to make something out of a hard existence.

By tony

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NO ONE WOULD HAVE EVER HEARD OF BRISTOL AND LEVI IF SARAH PALIN WAS HOME RAISING HER KIDS INSTEAD OF TRYING TO GET A JOB SHE IS NO WHERE NEAR QUALIFIED TO DO...LEVI KNOCKED UP BRISTON IN SARAH'S HOUSE...TALK ABOUT ABSENTEE PARENTS...YES IT CAN HAPPEN TO ANYONE...BUT IT HAPPENED TO THEM...AND PERSONALLY I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT ANY OF THEM...LET THESE ALASKAN HILLBILLYS GO BACK TO KILLING ANIMALS....

Wednesday 18 August

By JABBER

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LEVI IS SO INTO HIMSELF BRISTOL IS MORE GROWNUP THEN HE IS, HE IS A GOLD DIGGER!
AND TONY, I DON'T THINK YOU HAVE KIDS, NOW ADAYS BOTH PARENTS DO WORK, AND IF YOU HAD KIDS, YOU WOULD KNOW THAT ONCE THEY HIT A CERTAIN AGE THEY FEEL THEY CAN CONCOR THE WORLD! THAT DOES NOT MAKE "SARAH A BAD MOTHER" YOU CANNOT WATCH THEM 24 /7 ALTHO YOU WOULD LIKE TOO, THEY MUST LEARN WHAT IS RIGHT OR WRONG! MANY PEOPLE HIGH UP WOULD SAY THE SAME! LOOK AT OBama, HE SAID THIS ON ABORTION ON NATIONAL TV"IF MY DAUGHTER HAPPENED TO MAKE A "MISTAKE"(PREGNANCY) HE WOULD NOT WANT HER TO BE BURDENED WITH AN UNWANTED PROBLEM !!! ATLEAST BRISTOL IS RAISING HER MISTAKE

By jaydog249

WHO CARESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( AND NO JUST BECAUSE I'M POSTING DOES NOT MEAN I CAREEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

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