Is Levi Johnston Kevin Federline 2.0?

By Jo Piazza Posted Aug 14th 2010 01:00PM

We can't believe it took us this long to answer a question that has been right in front of our eyes all summer long. Is Levi Johnston the new Kevin Federline?

Yes, he is! Let's examine the evidence.

Exhibit A: Both come from humble backgrounds and both used their trashy sex appeal to snag a lady above their station. Federline was born to a bank teller and a car mechanic and dropped out of high school in the ninth grade to pursue a career as a backup dancer. Her soon put his moves to the test when he bumped and grinded his way into Britney Spears' life. The rest is history. Levi Johnston dropped out of high school in his junior year to work as an an apprentice electrician. He was soon wrapped up in the political whirlwind of his almost mother-in-law Sarah Palin's vice presidential campaign and forced to quit his job as an electrician. Woe is not Levi though. He has since been able to use the Palin fame to propel himself to E-list celebrity.

Exhibit B: Neither Kevin or Levi is a proponent of safe sex, as evidenced by Kevin's two illegitimate children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson (and two babies in two years with Britney) and Levi's meteoric rise to fame as Bristol Palin's baby daddy.

Exhibit C: Both men manipulated the more famous woman in their life to increase their own notoriety. For Kevin that moment was coercing Britney to appear in the shortlived gutwrenching reality series 'Chaotic' and for Levi, it was convincing Bristol Palin they were engaged for a whole five minutes...just long enough for them to snag the cover of US Weekly and for Levi to announce he would be filming his own reality television show.

Exhibit D: They share the great American dream of reality television fame. Kevin Federline went on to join 'Celebrity Fit Club' in what will most likely just be the first in a series of celebrity self-help reality competitions for the famous ex-husband. Levi is currently shopping his reality show, 'Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office,' in which he runs for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska.

Exhibit E: They use music videos to document their personal angst. Federline's 'Lose Control' video displayed the difficulties of marrying a superstar and living in the media maelstrom of the 24/7 celebrity news cycle. Next month, Levi will begin shooting a music video with singer-songwriter Brittani Senser, based on Senser's tune, 'After Love.' In the video Johnston will play a young lover whose romance is thwarted by his girlfriend's disapproving mother.

The evidence has been right in front of us this whole time. Kevin and Levi, Levi and Kevin...they're obviously brothers from another mother.

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Comments

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Saturday 14 August

By Rick

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Levi's fleeting fame will melt like the hoar frost in the morning Sun... He is a fool and will inherit a fool's folly....

By melody

ugh i cant stand either one. they are so fake and ugh buenos para nada. but is not their fault i guess hey they are just taking advantage. Us women are the ones giving these fools attention.

By Todd

Levi Johnston will forever be the Billy Carter of the "Quitta from Wasilla".

By lynderella2

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Bristol is WAY above Levi , Both guys are such loosers. AND Bristol will be on her way to COLLEGE.

By Yvonne

No way. Kevin Federline can dance.

By Len

I give both of these guys credit. Women have exploited men for years. Turn-about is surely fair play. You go gents.

By noelinpgh

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if you have the where-with-all to ask, you already know the answer.

Monday 16 August

By DYOUNG

.......all I can say is.......lllllloooolllooollll, It's uncanny!

By kathy

Levi and Kevin are both DORKS!!!!

By Andrea

eww, both of them are so gross. Kevin is fat now and Levi looks homely to me. I don't see what playgirl ever saw in him. Both are similar by the fact that they are leaches of woman who are more successful than them. And if wasnt for the fact of who they were with, no one would know or care if they existed!

Sunday 15 August

By BC7640

Explain to me how Bristol is the more successful one? All she did was open her legs and be the daughter of some hair-brained woman trying to be the Vice President when she can't even get the job of "MOTHER" correct!
Levi Johnson was bamboozled into getting engaged with Bristol that first time because Sarah Palin COULD NOT be a Vice President candidate with a teenage daughter pregnant and unwed so they figured the next best thing was for her to be engaged! When Sarah lost and the engagement was called off, alot of people were happy for Levi and wanted to interview him to get the version of what was really going on behind closed doors. I don't think he's a bad guy. Why is it women of all ages can do Playboy without anyone caring but a guy doing Playgirl, whew he's treated like he's a friggin male w-ore? I think Levi really loves Bristol and wanted to be a family and be there for his son but Bristol couldn't get past what he was doing when they WERE NOT TOGETHER. Hello? How can you be mad at someone for their actions when you were not even a couple?? It reminds me of Rachel and Ross from Friends and the whole, WE WERE ON A BREAK debacle!!
People, he's like 18 or 19, jeez let him make his way in this world and learn from his mistakes and blunders just like the rest of us have. What were you doing at that age? How many mistakes and horrible decisions did you make? I cringe just thinking about all the stupid things I did at that age.
I think the women in their lives (Bristol and Briney)are just as bad and should be held accountable for their actions too.

By Jenny Hotness

Eww.

By MOUNTINANGEL

Levi Johnson was not that hot in his photo shoot. He should keep his nose clean, and relize everything he needs in life is right there in his new family. Keeping his goals on lofter , more career oriented direction would benifit him better. ( I thought for a hockey player he would at least have better abs!) He still is baby-face cute though!

By Apostate

STOP giving Levi Johnston press coverage. Period.

By jaygirl

My only problem with your story is this: What makes you think/say that these two guys snagged ladies "above their station?" I don't THINK so!! And frankly, I don't see where they're that much alike, not that they're admirable young men, but they're different still.

By bsti

The writer clearly has way to much time on his hands!

By cchucklest1

levi is trying to make money and we ought to let him. also levi will get more women than she will get men. women are easy to get now days just watch levi work. i will bet he has more women than he can handle right now.

By stu

since running for office i see Levi more in the league of JFK jr.

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