Sofia VergaraIn this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement. But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect, and every so often its peeps will make an off-color comment or reveal more than they intended to. We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of Quips & Quotes.

This week, Sofia Vergara blasts Hollywood's aging "freaks"; Kim Kardashian reveals why she was frolicking on the beach with 16-year-old Justin Bieber; Teri Hatcher posts pictures of her dripping self fresh out of the bath and Rihanna gets a grammatically incorrect tattoo.