
David Hasselhoff Is the Early 'DWTS' Favorite

We had some questions when we first heard the cast announcement for this season's 'Dancing With the Stars.' They're probably the same ones that popped into most of your heads, so we feel comfortable sharing them today after the news has sunk in. Can
Audrina Patridge chew gum and dance at the same time? Will
David Hasselhoff perform his dance numbers in a red bathing suit in slow motion? Can a fist pump be worked into a waltz?
All of these quandaries have made us pretty psyched for the upcoming season. We spoke with some dance experts about who we can expect to do well on the reality show this time around and the surprising answer from the lot of them ... none other than the Hoff!!!
"He's already established as a musical entertainer -- especially in Germany -- so he knows how to perform. I might be biased because I worked with him on 'Baywatch,' but he's obviously athletic, so he's got a real advantage over the other contestants here," says choreographer and former NFL cheerleader
Bonnie Jill Laflin.
Shauna Tysor of the Houston Ballet agrees. She and her fellow twinkle toes will be tuning in to watch them some Hoff.
"I'm holding out for David Hasselhoff. All that choreographed running on 'Baywatch' had to give the man some rhythm," Tysor said.
Everyone's favorite drunk lifeguard aside, from a dance point of view, Tysor was a little disappointed in this season's lineup.
"After a stellar season last year, this year's line up looks a bit clunky. Let's see ... Audrina could be the next Kate Gosselin if Bristol Palin doesn't take the 'Iron Leg' award from her. I'm ashamed to say I've never watched the 'Jersey Shore,' but if Mike 'The Situation' is anything like Bill Hader's spoof on SNL, we may be in for some good TV. I'm envisioning plenty of shirtless, orange, Latin numbers," Tysor told us.
Since Tysor has never watched 'Jersey Shore,' then she has never seen The Situation fist pump his way into the ladies' hearts. Which leads us to our final question: Can a fist pump be seamlessly incorporated into the waltz?
"Oh, hell no!" Laflin exclaimed when we had the audacity to ask the question out loud. "Club dancing and professional ballroom dancing are two very different things! Thinking you are a dancer because you've had a lot to drink isn't dancing compared to what a trained dancer goes through."
There you have it. The experts are saying this cycle is the Hoff's to lose, The Situation doesn't stand a chance and we're all giving Audrina some pity votes.
This season would have no doubt been less clunky and a little more interesting had ABC been able to secure their dream team of contestants.
The Hollywood Reporter got an exclusive list of who turned the show down this go around.
According to a source involved with casting, the network approached Facebook creator Mark Zuckerberg, but was unable to secure him. The network also lobbied unsuccessfully for Sylvester Stallone, political commentator Ann Coulter, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, the real Erin Brockovich, billionaire Richard Branson, comic actor Tim Allen and former TV darling Suzanne Somers.
There's always cycle 12!!
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WHY IS BRANDY'S NAME NOT ON THE LIST.KEEP JAMMING BRISTOL PALIN'S NAME DOWN OUR THROATS. I FAVORITES ARE BRANDY AND JENNIFER GRAY.
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One of your favorites is Jennifer Grey, not Gray....she must be a real favorite of yours. I think you are taking this way too seriously.
My votes are for Kurt Warner and Rick Fox. I am looking forward to Audrina and Tony, now that he has a decent partner.
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"After a stellar season last year......"
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"After a stellar season last year......" REALLY???
I've never missed an episode of DWTS and I thought it was awful
last year. The winner Nicole was a real ringer... ruined the season (for me) from the first night. It was obvious no one else had a chance. This season? Could be the Hoff, could be "Baby" (no one puts Baby in a corner) could be almost anyone! I can't wait! :)
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I agree, going for Jennifer Grey:"No Body puts Baby in the Corner. Derek is a great dancer, (the Best)
How can their be a favorite until we have seen them dance?????
If this is how it's going to be then I vote for however is Derrick Huffs partner!
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oops.................*there*, *whoever*
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oops.....Derek Hough!....whatever.
SO looking forward to Margret Cho! I Love her!!! And "The Hoff" can go suck it. He went to my high school and he's a as*hole. Go margret!!
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"DWTS"? driving while totally stoned......
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"DWTS"? Driving While Totally Stoned............
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DWTS cracked me up!!!!! thx
I will be rooting for Michael bolton, He is so hot.
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I don't think the Hof has it to do it. He'll be too hungover to do any dancing!
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My monies on the Huff he'll outdo any of them .. the handsomest man alive will show you all whats its about .. Michael Bolton is a close second ..Bristol Palin delighted for her be chosen this will be her time to shine .. Beautiful looking woman ...
All the negative people shouldn't even watch..
Good luck to all the selectees ... can't wait for the show...
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The HOF has a new dance - The STAGGER swigger, I mean swagger!
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I hope the DUMBO hoff is gone soon. he is such a jerk. he is all bout himself. has no more looks ,needs to find a bar to have fun. he will use sex appeal to win. i think ms. grey is very elegant and so far looks the most polished.
also lets give BRISTOL a chance leave her mom out of the show. and pleeze donot allow that 1/2 wit LEVI INTO THE AUDIENCE
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