Luc Carl: The Man Who Stole Lady Gaga's Heart

By Rebecca Macatee Posted Sep 6th 2010 01:00PM

Lady Gaga told Vanity Fair that when she sleeps with someone, she fears they're going to take her creativity from her through her vagina.

She's also professed that she's quite content with celibacy, and she can mentally give herself an orgasm.

Her 'Monster Ball' tour has grossed nearly $200 million worldwide. She's the reigning queen of Twitter, having more followers than fellow pop star Britney Spears. And she's currently nominated for thirteen MTV VMAs. Needless to say, Gaga is an epic success. She's not some needy chick who compulsively has to be in a relationship.

So, what mortal man could ever capture the heart of the most bad-ass "free b***h" of all?

Luc Carl, of course, the handsome rocker spotted cozying up to Gaga at a recent KISS concert in New York.

Luc is a 29-year-old, Nebraska-born, fitness fanatic and rock and roll fan. His Twitter bio lists him as an "author, night club manager, long distance runner, promoter, musician, DJ, bartender, certified personal trainer, and semi-pro bowler in New York City." He's best known to the rest of us as Lady Gaga's boyfriend.

Luc definitely has that androgynous, grunge look Gaga tends to love. His long hair is similar to Russell Brand's, mussed up and intentionally dirty-looking. He clearly has a flair for eccentric fashion, donning purple pants, leather vests, distressed denim and chains.

Gaga once said, "Pop stars don't eat," but Luc takes an adamantly healthier approach to attaining his impeccable physique. He chronicles his fitness, dieting and various life observations on his blog, The Drunk Diet, at drunkdiet.com. He's even coming out with a 'Drunk Diet' book in 2011.

Luc's website explains he's not spewing out advice so much as recounting his personal experience of "losing forty pounds in a year, while drunk." As a bartender and someone who's no stranger to the party scene, Luc, like Gaga, admits that alcohol will inevitably always have a role in his lifestyle.

Luc's irreverent, overly-honest posts are entertaining to say the least. "If you fear vegetables you will never s**t," he tweeted. And on another occasion, Luc cockily pronounced, "When straight men look at me they question their sexuality." Before a Slayer concert, he "smoked a big fat joint, had a couple shots of whiskey and a beer, and got [his] face shredded off."

But like Gaga, Luc has a no-nonsense, no-excuses attitude toward getting what you want. He says your body is a full-time job, and when you make excuses for slacking on your workout, you're screwing yourself over. "You can't sit around watching SpongeBob while waiting for Richard Simmons to show up at your front door with a box full of Abs," he writes. He's extremely disciplined, saying workouts and meals need to be planned days in advance. According to Luc, if you plan to go to the gym at 7:30 and at 7:31 you're lacing up your shoes, "you should feel guilty. You're cheating yourself ... your mind, your body, and your spirit."

In one particular blog post, Luc shares another very Gaga-esque outlook with his readers. He wants them all to stop using the word "eventually." "Eventually is an excuse," Luc writes. "It's the dirtiest of all excuses ... I hate to break it to you, but unless you MAKE it happen, it never WILL happen."

Luc still bartends at St. Jerome's in the East Village, continues to brand and promote himself, and gets readers excited for his upcoming, no-nonsense diet and fitness book. He's tight-lipped about his relationship with Lady Gaga, clearly not intending to use her fame to catapult his own career.

He sealed the deal for me with a tweet on July 17. When members of Westboro Baptist Church, a riotous group of religious zealots, protested outside Gaga's 'Monster Ball' in St. Louis, Missouri. Gaga herself even feared for her "Little Monsters'" (the nickname she's given her devoted fans) safety. These protesters held signs saying, "God hates Gaga," and shouted homophobic slurs, trying to provoke Gaga's fans. In defense of Gaga, Luc tweeted, "Your hatred is ignorance." He even started the trending topic, "#GodLovesGaga."

So, as one of Gaga's biggest fans, I give Luc Carl my seal of approval. I have to say he's unique, opinionated and sexy, and if anyone's worthy of our beloved Mother Monster, it's Luc.

Tags: Lady Gaga, luc carl

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she's getting used.

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Monday 06 September

By Apostate

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The same Luc who's reportedly gleefully dating both Lady Gag Reflex and another woman,Emily?

*Chuckling* What was that about NOT being needy?

I apologize,'Becca,for calling you Emily...Chalk it up to laughing too hard and my sexy next door neighbor.

By themeeker

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He stole her heart? Dude, you can keep it. Just keep her and her finger away from baseball games.

By Robbie

Dude, what's with all the Gaga stories? No one cares!

By lipanconjuring

So lady Gaga is now a gay man?

By What On Earth

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Hhhhmmm I have NEVER in my life heard something as far out as Gaga saying "She feels someone will take her Creativity through her Vagina"

That has to be the most Bizzare thing i have ever heard!

Musicians are Unique!

By greatheart

People are out there hungry, homeless, dieing with no family, no friends, no one to turn to, no place to go, no jobs, no means of support, thousands of babies are being murdered each and every day {abortion}, homosexuality, STD's are running ramped, world economies are going bankrupt, people are robbing, raping, and stealing by any means possible, terrorist supporting countries like Iran have nukes, Women are trying to act like Men, and some Men are acting like Women and all you folks can think about is nonsense like this article ... you folks are sad ... very sad indeed ...

So you take the time to post this?

Oh nvm, you go around and copy and paste this stupid hate speech in all the articles, I don't think that is very Christian like! Don't think Jesus approves of your intolerance and hypocrisy. See, this is why abortion should be legal and your mom should have done humanity a favor by getting rid of you.

By E-Dude

Everything has a consequence. Everything you list has a consequence but no one seems to think they are responsible for their actions. We have what you list because the people who partake don't want to be responsible. So, yes it seems the world is on a downturn and it won't change until people start caring more.

By rynoash

so what happens when someone touches her wiener?

By omartin57

Funny article. Gaga is a phenonmenon that will never go out of style. She is one talented artist who knows how to keep her lil monsters (fans)on their toes. Who cares who she is dating or sleeping with, just as long as she is happy, that's all that matters.

She's not happy. Thats why she has to starve herself to fit into her ridiculous costumes, even if it puts her in the hospital.

By Bonnie

So Lady Gaga is A GUY! Guess she is going to prove she aint using duck tape toward the taint. Either way, I cannot stand he/she. What ever is going on. She is a nightmare, and on top of that ugly. Just ugly.

That little boy sings better than he/she

By cchucklest1

she needs to make the money while she is hot. she will be a foot note soon. acting crazy will only take you so far. also when you take a close look at her she is not that good looking, but neither am i.

By O

That's not Lady GAGA. Isn't that Gwen (or Christina)? Please post the right pic with the right article.

By JBaer

Next question: Who stole Lady Gaga's brain?

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