Judge Fines Snooki, Then Calls Her a 'Lohan Wannabe'

A New Jersey judge verbally slapped Nicole "
Snooki" Polizzi around in court on Wednesday, calling the 'Jersey Shore' star a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" after she pleaded guilty to disturbing beach-goers with her sloppy antics during an afternoon of drinking in July.
Snooki was ordered to pay $500 and perform two days of community service, but not before Municipal Court Judge Damian Murray called her actions
"rude and self-indulgent" and said that if she was getting sloppy for MTV cameras (which were on the scene), then she needed to decide if it's "worth trading your dignity for a paycheck."
Snooki was
arrested on July 30 after other beachgoers complained to police that she was bothering them. After she was taken into custody, she was released on a summons.
The diminutive MTV star said her much-ballyhooed July 30 arrest for disorderly conduct was a
wake-up call of sorts, especially after she realized how much she had embarrassed her proud family.
"My dad was very, very pissed," she told a gaggle of reporters in L.A. at an MTV press event on Friday. "He's like, 'I didn't raise you like this.' I just felt really bad, so I'm definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime. And now when I go out, I only have a couple drinks."
She told reporters that she'd been drinking tequila since noon that day and by the time of her arrest -- 3:30 -- she was thoroughly snockered. After that, the memories of the episode are hazy. "[I remember when] I woke up in the drunk tank, I was like, 'Alright, I must have drank way too many cocktails.'"
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Why would anyone with even a little brain matter, want to be a Lindsay wannabe? But were talking about Snooki here.
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If waking up in the drunk tank was her first clue that she was drinking too much, maybe she should watch her own show. I don't watch it, but i've heard enough to know there would be PLENTY of clues in there!! Also, she sounds like an alcoholic and i would bet that this is not the first, or the last time, that she has tried to cut back, only drink at night, only a few drinks, only beer, not hard liquor, etc, etc.
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She wants to be like Linzey Loman. Let her. Maybe they can have a double funeral.
If they act like a bunch of brain dead monkeys infront of the camera, one can only imagine how they act when the cameras aren't around. I'm sssoooo glad I don't have cable.
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PIG !
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At least you COULD bang Lindsey IF you had to
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Thankfully,this bellicose little piggy was apprehended before she could inflict further damage....
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Aiming to be like Lindsay Lohan..you can not get much more bottom of the barrel than that.
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I saw a clip on youtube where she slept with one of the cast members, and he was acting ashamed the next morning that he actually hooked up with the mexican oompa loompa. I wonder if her dad was pissed after seeing that episode, or is it just the public drunkenness he disapproves of.
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Thank God they thru that drunk skank and her freinds out of Florida,we have enough drunk Hos of our own.If I want to watch dumb drunk His fight I can go down to the Booby trap at 3am and watch them fight out in the parking lot and laugh with all their boy freinds while these dumb biatches fight over them.She need a few months in jail where she will see how tough she really is.
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i'm so sick of hearing about this little troll pig!
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people that watch this show have the brain of a worm and need a REAL LIFE of their own.They are idiots and she and her freinds are skanks.Some one needs to fock them up real bad.
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Why would someone with even a single-digit IQ want to be a Lindsay Lohan wannabe? That's really hitting rock-bottom in your life.
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How sad, one of the Munchkins busted for public intoxication. Next will be the "situation" popped for impersonating someone with an IQ over 67.
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"... I just felt really bad, so I'm definitely going to stop drinking during the daytime.">>> Way to get your life in order, you lil piglet !!!
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What an insult to Ms. Lohan
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I think Snooki (Nicole) is a fat roly poly and has a very ugly deformed face why is she on TV are we that desparate for amusument, she really is like a clown I don't watch the show but see so much of her in the media WHY WHY WHY is she on TV explain to me PLEASE..I'm really not trying to be mean I am just curious as to why she is on TV
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Man, I'm so sick of this obnoxious cow.
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