A New Jersey judge verbally slapped Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi around in court on Wednesday, calling the 'Jersey Shore' star a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" after she pleaded guilty to disturbing beach-goers with her sloppy antics during an afternoon of drinking in July.

Snooki was ordered to pay $500 and perform two days of community service, but not before Municipal Court Judge Damian Murray called her actions "rude and self-indulgent" and said that if she was getting sloppy for MTV cameras (which were on the scene), then she needed to decide if it's "worth trading your dignity for a paycheck."