After his glorious/terrible family turtleneck photo went big online, it was only a matter of time until we got to see more of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino as a youngster. And boy, was it worth the wait. The 'Jersey Shore' star is shown in all his youthful glory at RadarOnline.com, including his kindergarten photo (right), his eighth grade graduation picture and a shot from a karate tournament.
Sorrentino's siblings, Marc and Melissa, are also shown in the photos. A family friend told Radar, "Their mom, Linda, always liked to dress the boys impeccably. Mike always dressed for the ladies even at a young age."
See the whole batch of photos at RadarOnline.







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He really calls himself "The Situation"? Dear god...does anyone on this horrible show have an IQ above 75? They should all go under a mandatory sterilisation.
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ha spell check before you start ripping on people for their IQ...it's sterilization, and i believe you should sign up for it as well.
Actually, it is spelt both ways. Here in the UK, we tend to stick to your form of spelling while referring to cleaning/killing microbes. I'm a biotech major, usually only see that in textbooks written in the US.
Hahaa, Colin. SHE OWNS YOU!!! Must feel like a total arse now don't you. That'll teach you to try and correct English grammar specifically, or English people in general! You've shamed yourself and your nation...I say good day! ;-)
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He's a cutie.
Lol, awww what a cutie! That's an adorable pic.
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Cute? He looks like has has bells palsy. I don't see the appeal of these morons? They are caracatures of mafia off spring. Really, has the national IQ stooped to such a low level? God help this country. It's doomed.
Dude, when are you gonna get that "BALL" removed from your nose???? Put a little point on it.....hee, hee, hhhaaaa!!
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What's wrong with his mouth in the current photo? Does he have Bell's palsy?
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This loser's IQ doesn't seem to be much higher than when he was in kindergarten that's for sure.
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Wow he was a little looser back then too. A red jacket, a bow tie, and that giant nose. He looks the same except now he has giant forehead wrinkles and is even douchier. Think of how big a looser any girl that likes him would have to be.
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loser... not looser... loser.
I am weary of Mike "The Constipation" Sorrentino and the rest of the parade of idiots. These clowns illustrate what a cultural void we have found ourselves in when you can rise to a level of fame solely for being a total idiot. That used to be reserved for the entertainment and political industries; sadly, it has also spread to the religious industry as well ("reverends" Jeremiah Wright; Fred Phelps; Bob Jones; and now, Terry Jones). In the case of the latter, God help us all....
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Little douche bag, bigger douche bag, what a freakin loser
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For someone born in 1982 (I checked), he sure has horrible skin. Check out the deep forehead wrinkles and crow’s feet. And that obscene smile is not helping “The Situation”.
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he is so freakin ugly...hes only in his 20s..and he looks old already...wrinkles and a huge nose...and society calls that cute...smh to the world we live in..