Some sightings are more shocking than others. Bigfoot, for instance. The Loch Ness Monster. The Abominable Snowman. But incredibly reliable-seeming folks the world over purport to have footage of these anomalies, so we can safely assume that these things actually exist and that those who doubt them are nothing more than haters. But Madonna on the A train? Unthinkable!

Well, she of the $10,000 diamond-encrusted fur eyelashes and more top ten hits than Elvis (or, you know, anyone else ... ever), who arrived on stage for her record-breaking 'Sticky & Sweet' tour astride a massive "M" throne, was spotted in New York on Wednesday taking the most pleb of public transit options: the subway.