All the 'Jersey Shore' fanatics who daydream about some day walking around in trademarked 'The Situation' t-shirts just got their bubble nuked -- it's not happening.According to government documents obtained by The Smoking Gun, Mike Sorrentino's bid to trademark his nickname for a clothing line was denied by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office (USPTO) because of a similar trademark issued last year by a Memphis retailer.
Sorrentino's retail nightmares got a whole lot worse though: He can't even market his real name, Mike Sorrentino, because a New York City retailer named Jing Lin trademarked it last week, according to Gawker.





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omg his face is ugly
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It wouldn't be so bad if he would just wipe that smirk off his face.
OMG they are all ugly..... hasn't anyone noticed snooky looks like roseann barr lolololololo
Yes, what's with those dumbo ears and goofy (stupid) looking smirky smile. The whole lot of them is an annoyance.
Why is he so late trying to cash in on his 15 minutes? His lawyers should have been seeking this trademark stuff a year ago.
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Maybe there's still hope for this poster child for birth control. Maybe "Douche" is still up for grabs and he and anyone who watches that show can wear that on t-shirts!
Why is it that everytime I see his photo, particularly one where he has the crooked smile like the one pictured above...it shouts "DUH!"
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Looks more like a hooked grouper!!
because you are smart lol. i think the exact same thing.
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This idiot and his moron friends make me ashamed to be an Italian American. I just wish this bozo and his nitwit friends would find jobs their qualified for, like trash collecting and go do it.
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I know EXACTLY how you feel!
Jealous? The guy is living the american dream, roll 15 minutes of fame into a lifetime of living a pretty good life. He can hate on him and goof on his silly smirk but you have got to give it too the guy. Out of 8 people he is the one that is taking it to the limit, while the rest of them can't get out of that life style of partying and trying to get laid as many times as you can,(he still finds time for that) but he is on track to bring in millions of dollars if he plays it the right way and I think he will. Don't hate on him just because he's sporting a 12 pack!
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when your face is that ugly, you need to have a six pack
It's not jealousy - it's seeing how annoying he is, along with his fanbots. His fame still won't last forever & he'll have to find a real job.
OMG is he ever ugly. By looking at him he thinks he is so hot. He is butt ugly.
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Just love those "necklaces" SHE wears ! lol
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omg snooki makes me ill. legit sick to my stomach. shes so gross. look-wise & personality-wise. shes a trainwreck. do i watch the show tho? yessss. lol. its entertaining & makes me happy that im me. money or not, believe it or not.
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just hear them all talk logistics about life and whats important to them, MTV should be ashamed of themselves too.
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Morons for money. Bah please! I like this "situation" the best. MTV is still churning out worthless, talentless spurs. In less than 2 years we'll be reading about how alllllllll the money is gone, and the drug abuse that has gone out of control. Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I say that? Barf!
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