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Did you even wonder whether the news was somehow incorrect?
Well, think again.
The 24-year-old 'Machete' star (who, just last weekend, poked fun at her substance abuse problem on the VMA's) took to Twitter overnight and made no bones about it: She flunked her latest court-ordered drug test.
Check out her series of messages here, and read on to learn just which usual suspect her dear old dad, Michael Lohan, blames.
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WHEN.....I repeat... WHEN is the court system going to WAKE UP and stop messing around with this narcississtic, self-centered, spoiled, arrogant alcoholic drug user, and give her some REAL prison time for repeatedly violating her probation and flaunting the law?
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never happen LA,jeb
who really gives a flying f... I just wanna see her with another woman she makes a great lezbo.. not with that she guy she was with though someone preety and she could have a good time i would pay to see that
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Someone should have called child protective services about 24 years ago.
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She's a hole, what else can be said.
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Who cares , she made a mistake let it be, we all have to learn from our falls. i think the press is way up there nose in her biz. NEXT
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What's up her nose is COCAINE. That takes it out of being private and into the public eye. What she did is ILLEGAL and like anyone else, the news is published, whether you like it or not, as a public figure, it is news. She is the one who abused an illegal substance. She is (hopefully) the one who is finally going to pay the price.
I don't typically wish tragic overdosing on a person, but I'm tired of this twat. She and her mom need to just go away forever.
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Leave her to her on devices. As long as she is not driving a car I would let her get high anytime she wants to on whatever she wants to. It is her life and her body and she will quit on her on when she gets tired.
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Since Ms. Lohan takes up "space" in the tabloids, let NASA deal with her.....send her on a one-way trip to Mars!
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She says I'm testing every single day and doing what I must do to prevent any mishaps in the future. What does that mean? How about dont do drugs and you wont test positive.So I will take a drug test today to see if the drugs I did the other night are in my system or to see if the stuff I drank to block them is working . This stuff says it works to block all drugs from showing up in any piis tests. Lindsy does it give a moneyback garuntee. Lindsey have fun in jail ...
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Now will she go 2 jail?
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please, PUT THE SKANK IN JAIL
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Substance ABUSE? Hello, using cocaine is ILLEGAL. I know you can get hooked on drugs, but the trick is to never start.
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Handcuffs..They make nice jewelery Lindsay. This time, perhaps they will add shackles to match. What an idiot.
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Hang with monkeys and you will eat Bananas. I have been clean for 25 years and it is hard in the beginning but the main thing she needs to do if she really want to get clean is to drop all of her old friends. She needs 90 days of rehab in a real rehab not a club med. It takes that long for the the brain to start to work on its own without the drugs. then a follow up of 30 to 50 years in AA or NA.
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WTG on your sobriety, Dave! Congrats.
Was it UCLA that said she didn't need all the time scheduled in rehab? Keep her in jail for the full 30 days with NO special privleges like she had last time. Yes she needs a special cell for protection from the crazies, but make her go by all the rest of the rules. Then put her in rehab for at least 3 months. "Admitting" something after she got caught is nothing. Maybe she should hire someone to "whack her upside da head" if she even thinks about using. May God Bless this poor soul.
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It will never happen the money is to good, Her money help"s the right people to pay off there rent and bills and there car"s etc.
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first thing she needs to do is get away from paris hilton or she'll never break this self destruct path she's on.
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