Stephen Colbert took his material to Washington to testify before Congress on Friday over immigration, using real jokes for a real problem facing America today.
The Comedy Central political satirist didn't break character during his opening testimony, in which he testified for the United Farm Workers (UFW) before the House Judiciary Committee's Subcommittee in an effort to provide immigrants a voice in their fight to keep their jobs and homes.
Colbert did get serious later when Congressman Judy Chu of California asked why he wanted to get involved in the immigration debate.
"I like talking about people who don't have any power," Colbert explained. "I feel the need to speak for those who can't speak for themselves. We ask them to come and work, and then we ask them to leave again. They suffer, and have no rights."
Then, surprisingly, Colbert quoted the Bible from Matthew 25:40: "The King will reply, 'I tell you the truth. Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me.'"
In August, Colbert talked about spending a day at a corn and vegetable farm in New York after President of UFW Arturo Rodriqguez appeared on the show to talk about immigration.
WatchColbert's opening testimony below:
Also check out Colbert's more serious testimony from C-SPAN:
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Just another CLOWN joining the rest of the CLOWNS on Capitol Hill. Obviously, this was one BIG JOKE for Colbert and the Congresswoman that invited him. They had a lot of FUN discussing the very SERIOUS PROBLEM of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS pouring over the borders of America. How Sad.
Well, don't we have an angry crybaby bunch of tea baggers in here today. Oh, no. He spoke on behalf of the immigrant workers. Hurry some one. Grab the pitch forks!
This just showed how idiotic the democratic party is, they invited this moron to show up. What a waste of taxpayer money, what a waste of time. That about sums up the democrap party!
If you think Stephen Colbert was a bozo in these hallowed halls, are you forgetting what happened when Newt Gingrinch was in charge of Congress? He and the GOP invited Chris Farley to do his Newt impersonation (Farley looked drunk doing this, by the way). Colbert is stealth-smart and has more than a few points to make. And if you don't believe that, just watch his toe-to-toe with Bill O'Reilly on Fox News.
The leaders of the Republican party are rich, mostly educated, and very intelligent. The followers of the republican party are the dumbest people on the earth. wake you bozos, your leadership is taking you to the cleaners while their wealth increases and their children are set to inherit their positions. Do yoursleves a favor pick up a book, read, search for the truth on your own. But I guess that requires too much brain power and you'd rather listen to limbaugh's BS.
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We have nobody to blame for this but ourselves.
You and I gave the Democrats majority control of Congress and this is what they are doing with it.
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What a giant waste of time and tax payer money. Tell this bozo to stay on set and out of Congress.
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Just another CLOWN joining the rest of the CLOWNS on Capitol Hill. Obviously, this was one BIG JOKE for Colbert and the Congresswoman that invited him. They had a lot of FUN discussing the very SERIOUS PROBLEM of ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS pouring over the borders of America. How Sad.
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They are not illegal immigrants. They are illegal aliens.
Immigrants built America. Illegal aliens built the mafia.
Important distinction.
Time to get out the rope for the piece of garbage! His schtick is long used UP! Worthless trash!
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Well, don't we have an angry crybaby bunch of tea baggers in here today. Oh, no. He spoke on behalf of the immigrant workers. Hurry some one. Grab the pitch forks!
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This just showed how idiotic the democratic party is, they invited this moron to show up. What a waste of taxpayer money, what a waste of time. That about sums up the democrap party!
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If you think Stephen Colbert was a bozo in these hallowed halls, are you forgetting what happened when Newt Gingrinch was in charge of Congress? He and the GOP invited Chris Farley to do his Newt impersonation (Farley looked drunk doing this, by the way). Colbert is stealth-smart and has more than a few points to make. And if you don't believe that, just watch his toe-to-toe with Bill O'Reilly on Fox News.
Colbert is The Man!
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Stephen Colbert is one of the good guys.
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The leaders of the Republican party are rich, mostly educated, and very intelligent. The followers of the republican party are the dumbest people on the earth. wake you bozos, your leadership is taking you to the cleaners while their wealth increases and their children are set to inherit their positions. Do yoursleves a favor pick up a book, read, search for the truth on your own. But I guess that requires too much brain power and you'd rather listen to limbaugh's BS.
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