In a new statement to PopEater, Lindsay Lohan's increasingly pious father has a lot to say about the legal system, his divorce from Dina, and the latest turn of events in his famous (and estranged) daughter's life. Michael Lohan says:
"As you know, thank God, Lindsay was released from jail tonight. However, what what most don't know is that her release wasn't due to the efforts of any one person. She was released because that's what God wanted.
I truly believe that God wanted to show Lindsay that Shawn Holley, Lou Taylor and Dina (the 'machine,' as Dina put it), failed her.
Lindsay walked into court, convinced by the 'machine' that she would 'skate' on the violation, but as it was, that did not happen. As a matter of fact, as was the case last time, Lindsay was misled."




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I have to wonder where Lindsay's parents get off- in my opinion, BOTH of them are responsible for the way their kid is turning out!! Dad's a jailbird himself & not above anyone else while mommie dearest is riding her kid's coat tails all the way to the bank!! Maybe the ultimate solution here is to throw them all in jail???
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In a new statement to PopEater, Lindsay Lohan's increasingly pious father has a lot to say about the legal system, his divorce from Dina, and the latest turn of events in his famous (and estranged) daughter's life. In a new statement to PopEater, Lindsay Lohan's increasingly pious father has a lot to say about the legal system, his divorce from Dina, and the latest turn of events in his famous (and estranged) daughter's life.
With an attitude like that, it is no wonder the USA has 25% of the global incarcerated populous. Of course in other countries, bullets are cheaper than jails. What is funny is that drugs exist legally that are not so different than meth and cocaine, you just need the perscription from a psychiatrist... And they like writing perscriptions. Poor Lindsey, it is bad enough being brought in on a probation violation. It is another world all together when people who have never met her in person have opinions, like {blank} holes.
Ohh, O.k Rev. Lohan.
"Judge Patricia Schnegg after Shawn Chapman Holley, the actress' lawyer, appealed for her client's right to bail"
The D.A or someone above there authority should do a Investigation of any ties between this judge and her Lawyer. What an embarresment to the other Judge's order's..I love this , So does My boyfriend .he is almost 11year older than me .i met him via age'lessmate.c'om a nice place for seeking age le ss love.which gives you a chance to make your life better and open opportunities for you to meet the attractive young girls and treat you like a king. Maybe you wanna check it out or tell your friends..
lindsay her mother and her father are all crack pots.
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crack pots or crack heads?
maybe both crack heads and crack pots. they're not all there in their heads.
God wanted this??? So do you think God is that stupid???????
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PLEASE!!! NO MORE STORIES ON THIS MESSED UP FAMILY OF ATTENTION-HUNGRY FOOLS!!! I AM SICK TO DEATH OF WATCHING THAT OVER-PRIVILEGED B*TCH LINDSAY SKATE BY TIME AFTER TIME ONLY TO END UP FLICKING A BOOGAR ON THE JUSTICE SYSTEM AS WELL AS EVERYONE ELSE BY CONTINUING TO DO AS SHE DAMN WELL PLEASES!!! GO AWAY LOHANS!! YOU ALL MAKE ME SICK!!!!
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I TOTALLY AGREE..!!!!!! They make me sick.....
"Thou shalt not take the name of The Lord Thy God in vain."
Leave it to a vile Lohan to ignore the fine etching/print....
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Michael Lohan is a moron. First he states that he is going to punch whoever "gave" his daughter her drugs and alcohol. DUH! I don't think anyone put a gun to her head and forced her to ingest these substances. No one can "give" you anything that you are not willing to take. And NOW he states that her attorney did her wrong. If it had not been her attorney fighting for her and going to see another judge yesterday, Ms. Lindsey would still be in jail today. She was told not to violate her probation and she did so the first judge was not ruling in an unlawful manner. The people who need to be jailed here are Mr. and Mrs. Lohan - they are enjoying quite the ride by gaining financially from the press based on their daughter's problems. They are a disgrace.
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Absolutely! They blame everyone else for their daughter's problems. Lindsay isn't a little girl she's a grown woman who thinks the world owes her a living. Until she's clean (if ever) her life will be hell battling drugs & booze. She should have stayed in rehab last month and not be at "fashion week" partying.
I totally agree,that poor girl+her sister have been used as pawns in the chaos their parents created.Lindsay is an adult,but what a burdon she must carry,I hope she makes the movie "Linda Lovelace"+gets it together LM
Better rehab than the morgue.
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It is so sad. No one is making this young woman responsible for her actions therefore no consequences. She is an addict and until she is treated like any other garden variety drunk or druggie and made to stand with her peers at a 12 step program and admit who and what she is and hold hands and say that Serenity prayer she will never get better. At the end of the day she is just a person with an alcohol and drug problem who needs to get clean like any others that have that problem. No special privileges. Alcoholics and drug addicts have a strange kind of problem-ego maniacs with insecurity problems. Hence the crutch. If she doesn't get the help she needs soon she will die and again be front page news of every paper in the country-for all the wrong reasons. Lindsey get help and you will have a life beyond your wildest dreams!! Good luck to her and her co dependent family members. they need help too.
Not in Lohan's case unfortunately. Driving while intoxicated is a DANGER to the public. She is on her what........7th, 8th, 23rd chance now at the age of 24?? When is the justice system going to take her crimes seriously? When she puts a family of five in the mourge!!!!!!!!! BOYCOTT LINDSY LOHAN MOVIES!
"Sometimes dead is better."
1 Thessalonians 4:16
Why don't ew allow Lohan to get another 10 chances. The judge should be in jail, along with Lohan.
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