Newsflash: Robert Pattinson is just moments away from seeing his career as the world's most desirable vampire disappear before his very eyes.

Richard Belzer, best known for his recurring role as Detective John Munch, has traded playing characters who stop crime for those who suck blood in the music video for 'The Vampire Song,' in which he plays a one fanged vampire. Written, recorded and performed by Belzer, 'The Vampire Song' takes viewers back to the actor's comedic roots, as he flails in rhythm to the catchy tune.

But don't be completely fooled by his shtick -- Belzer's sound is reminiscent of comedic Lou Reed.

"But the vampire! Loved the ladies!" Belzer belts as clips from classic vampire films play in the background.

Join PopEater in the exclusive world premiere of Richard Belzer's 'The Vampire Song.' Watch the video below!