David Arquette likes to share. A lot, as it turns out. Even -- dare we say it? -- too much. The morning after news broke that Arquette and wife Courteney Cox separated months ago, the actor called Howard Stern and bared his soul in a shaky, stream-of-conscious interview that resembled a therapy session or a bad hangover rant. The marriage crumbled, Arquette explained, because they stopped having sex, he acts like a child and she acts like his mommy. You know -- the usual reasons.

It was enough to make even the most celebrity-obsessed cringe.