Mike Not long after Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino returned to the East Coast following his 'Dancing With the Stars' elimination, his friends informed him that 'South Park' had trashed the 'Jersey Shore' cast in its most recent episode. Sorrentino and his friends were eating at a packed, swanky restaurant in NYC, but that didn't stop him from pulling out his iPad and watching the entire show right at their table.

"The entire time he was eating, he was watching 'South Park,'" an onlooker told PopEater. Although he allegedly didn't say much for the rest of the night, he's since tweeted to his fans that the episode was "hilarious."