'Jersey Shore' star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a new book coming out and we have your first sneak peek. Titled 'Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore,' the book is "the bible for Situation Nation."
The book includes a complete GTL-guide and will showcase his more sophisticated side with chapters about how to cook the perfect lasagna and how to find a life partner. Yes, we're serious.
According to Amazon, "This book will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off) ... From there it's my guide to the 'Jersey Shore,' battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger."
The book will be released on Nov. 2.





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You can tell from this idiotic cover that this dude likes boys. I don't think I'll be reading this epic.
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Why does this guy's voice sound so girly? And while he is fit, his abs aren't all that. More like a 4.5 pack than a sixpack.
What a perfectly good waste of paper.....
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It is,in our author's words,an "un-postive" development indeed....
I COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT BETTER WHAT A MORAN THIS GUY IS
AND HE IS UGLEY TO BOOT
Easier to believe in the existence of Venusian centipedes than the idea of this guy being
literate,let enough authoring a book...
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Can he please go away
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I didn't know he could read, let alone write
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Dont buy anything this gaywad a** wipe is selling
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ARE YOU FREAKIN KIDDING ME?
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what a NO-talent.....gross
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Gross.
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GROW UP U MORON ,
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Eww gross man.
This dude screams out STD's.
if someone gave me his book, it would make a good fire i'm sure.
Id whipe my butt with it, but i'd be afraid of getting some rash.
Remember Pauly Shore, could be his kid act like him
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THE ONLY GIFT YOU GOT IS BEING A POMPUS SHOW OFF FOOL
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