The Situation book cover'Jersey Shore' star Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino has a new book coming out and we have your first sneak peek.

Titled 'Here's the Situation: A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore,' the book is "the bible for Situation Nation."

The book includes a complete GTL-guide and will showcase his more sophisticated side with chapters about how to cook the perfect lasagna and how to find a life partner. Yes, we're serious.

According to Amazon, "This book will take your game to a level thought unattainable, given your physical limitations (because we can't all look like Rambo, pretty much, with our shirt off) ... From there it's my guide to the 'Jersey Shore,' battle plans for the club, a primer on grenades and wingmen, and tips for ridding yourself of all levels of clinger."

The book will be released on Nov. 2.