Angelina JolieIn this day of celebrity entourages and PR protection, it's rare for a star to make a false statement. But Hollywood is nowhere near perfect, and every so often its peeps will make an off-color comment or reveal more than they intended to. We keep you informed of the most noteworthy Tinseltown talk with our weekly installment of Quips & Quotes.

This week, Angelina Jolie's purported former drug lord criticizes her decorating; Goldie Hawn reveals Kate Hudson entered the world as a boy; Kristen Stewart is offered a permanent position on the pole, Brandy talks almost six years of celibacy and Steve Carrell is sold to simulate an orgasm.