Kathy GriffinPick a hot button topic and you just know that Kathy Griffin will have a fun, slicing take on it. In the case of scandal-prone Charlie Sheen, the comedienne doesn't disappoint, telling PopEater she's convinced that if a woman had caused a similar ruckus (porn star escort, reported coke binge, cops called), "Her ass would have been fired a long time ago."

Speaking to us at Tuesday's opening night party for Colin Quinn's one-man Broadway show, 'Long Story Short,' Griffin calls it a matter of fairness. "How many average men or women could behave that way and keep their job?" she asked, before calling it "infuriating" that someone who "makes a million dollars an episode" on TV can get away with anything.