Lindsay Lohan returned to the Betty Ford Center on Saturday night after spending a few hours at her West Hollywood apartment on a "day pass" from rehab. Sadly, her quiet afternoon away from the clinic quickly turned into a nightmare thanks to her perpetually feuding parents.

"Dina is jealous that I had dinner with my daughter," Michael Lohan told me in response to a TMZ report that he was escorted out of Lindsay's apartment (by security!) when he showed up unannounced. He claims Dina had a hand in the confusion. "How sick is Dina for doing that? She had Lindsay in tears."