Move over, Pauly D! 'Jersey Shore' troublemaker Angelina Pivarnick is the latest cast member to try her hand at the music industry.
The self-proclaimed "Kim Kardashian of Staten Island" has released her first single, the modestly titled 'I'm Hot,' an ode to excess and the wonders of the rhyming dictionary.
The track, on which Pivarnick raps (yes, you read that right), contains such lyrical gems as "I came to play/I'm here to stay/Now do it my way every day" and "I take a shot/It hits the spot/Then dance a lot/Until I drop/I shop and shop/I just can't stop/I even hopped a cop/I popped his crop."
While some might call the lyrics "childish" or "total gibberish," we have to commend Pivarnick for the lengths she's taken to be considered a serious artist, including all the fighting and drinking she did as research.
Listen to the single, courtesy of our friends at HollywoodLife after the jump!




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are you serious?!?!?! this has to be the worst song ever!!!!
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Drunken Hose Beast
I don't get it, aren't her fifteen minutes up, yet? Why is she still in the gossip news?
What a joke!!!! Mothers, What are you teaching your daughters? I just wonder whatever happened to self respect and dignity. This is surely not talent. If anything it's a cry for attention and it's SAD!!!!
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Thats singing? I need to clean my ears now.
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Star!?! Jersey Shore morons are considered stars? Aren't they the idiots everyone tunes into so laugh at what low-brained mouth-breathers they are? Of course, they are paid well to act like total morons...
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Wth? My kid brother could write a better rap! They sound so nasaly. Its very unappealing. The tan morons on Jersey Shore should be banished to an isolated igloo in the Artic. Although, I would feel sorry for what few polar bears are left.
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R U Serious!!!!!! WTF!!!!!!!
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she has an ok voice, but not a good choice of song. She might be ok if she would sing about something other then herself because i think what most of it is, is that people are tired of hearing about her everyday life. Its not the worst i have heard.. maybe next go around she will get it:)
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OH MY GOSH! Its like some lame barbie song or something!
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Vanilla Ice should be proud of his career.
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She is a dope.
There is no hope.
She's so loose, she'd even do the Pope.
She can't say nope.
Her skin is like rope.
Fish smells so bad, please use some soap.
OOOOOOOOHHHHH-
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That was perfect. Thank you Jimmy.
My ears are bleeding!
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Someones been lying to the girl. If she, or anyone thinks this is good, they are drinking, or under the age of 12.
What ever happened to morals, style, talent..ect.
Thess girls from the show jersey shore have no talent at all.
Its as if these girls were picked off the stret corner to do this show. And now they all call their selves stars.
This song is the worst I have ever heard in my life, literally.
I hope parents will not allow their little girls to buy this, we dont want to encourage this crap any more.
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She can keep telling us she's hot but HELL NO! She is just annoying. The Staten Island dump just took a dump on us with her music!
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH....HAHAHA................................................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...........HAHAHAHAHAHA
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HORRIBLE SONG..SHE NEEDS TO FIND SUTTIN BETTER TO DO..WHAT A MESS!!!
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....hah are you kidding me....wow. this "song" is really lame... ha hte beat....the "lyrics" god help us! the music industry's gone to sh!t.
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She is a female version of a douchebag. a "tramp-on" if you will. pronounced like tampon only filthier.
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