TV's Biggest Turkeys of 2010

Many families went right into Turkey Day weekend still talking about the 'Dancing with the Stars' voting controversy that led dismal scorer
Bristol Palin into the finals to compete with eventual champ Jennifer Grey. But it wasn't the only travesty gobbling up the airwaves in a year full of televised bummers. Here's hoping your Thanksgiving featured more good times and good taste than these other big TV turkeys of 2010.
'The Jay Leno Show'
Gone. And forgotten.
Jay Leno Returns as 'Tonight Show' Host
But, according to those ratings, still apparently forgotten.
Ellen as 'American Idol' Judge
No one's really at fault ...
Ellen DeGeneres is among the most likable celebs in Hollywood, she's a big 'American Idol' fan and hiring her to fill the seat vacated by
Paula Abdul seemed like potentially great idea. But one thing about Ellen that 'Idol' producers forgot to consider: She's also nice.
Too nice, it turned out, to give negative feedback or even constructive criticism, which made her an ineffective, awkward -- and worst of all, boring -- 'Idol' judge.
J.Lo and Steven Tyler as New 'AI' Judges
It isn't that
Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler have failed as judges...we don't know how they'll do. It was the terrible handling of their hiring; producers allowed rumors to swirl, with more than a dozen names -- Chris Isaak! Rick Springfield!
Justin Timberlake!
Katy Perry!
Lady Gaga! etc. -- bandied about as possible judges. The constant speculation gave time for fans to discuss and dismiss every potential hire as an unworthy
Simon Cowell replacement,
and make the whole new-judges topic so tiresome that, to paraphrase Phil Collins (another rumored contender): We just don't care anymore.
NBC Cancels 'Law & Order'
Just when the show had but one season left to break the 'Gunsmoke' record for longest-airing primetime series, NBC axed 'L&O' in May. The beloved crime procedural has even spun-off four U.S. series -- three still on the air with new episodes. The network couldn't give the original series a record-breaking victory lap?
'Saturday Night Live' Wiigs Out
'SNL' star Kristen Wiig has her devotees, and she occasionally brings some funny into the mix; her Target Lady is a gem. But the show has given her more and more spotlight, which means less screen time for underutilized co-stars like Kenan Thompson. Even worse, most Wiig characters are the same. Gilly, Penelope, Aunt Linda...all versions of a character whose main purpose is to annoy.
What other broadcasts were TV turkeys?
'Boardwalk Empire' Arrives!...Meh
A new HBO drama about organized crime in Atlantic City, with a Scorsese-directed pilot, gobs of cash to make the production look like Prohibition-era Jersey, and Steve Freakin' Buscemi as the lead...How could it lose? And yet, while it was renewed for a second season well ahead of its Dec. 5 season finale, 'Boardwalk' just hasn't proven itself to be must-see TV.
'Outsourced' Humor
Like 'Boardwalk Empire,' and so many of the shows that debuted this fall, 'Outsourced' isn't terrible. On the other hand, in a comedy block that includes 'Community' and '30 Rock' -- two of the sharpest comedies on air -- 'Outsourced' sparks the "Which of these things is not like the other?" question about NBC's Thursday night line-up.
'The Office' Workers
Even an arc featuring the fantastic Timothy Olyphant couldn't stop all the splashing (that would be a not-so-subtle reference to shark-jumping) this season. We found Michael Scott pretty much irredeemable after last season's 'Scott's Tots,' in which we learned he'd concocted a years-long ruse that allowed a bunch of students to think he'd pay their way to college (which, of course, he could not). In season 7, we're finding almost everyone at Dunder-Mifflin as annoying as Michael finds Toby. A surprising exception: Dwight, who is once again plotting, nerdy and creepy -- in a funny way. In short, he's back to being the man we all find so endearing, despite his foibles, that we like seeing a bobblehead of him on our desks.
'Undercovers' Should've Remained Just That
We wouldn't have thought 'Alias' creator J.J. Abrams could take two such pretty, talented leads and turn out a boring spy show, but there you have it.
The 'Moonlighting' Syndrome Hits 'Chuck'
Thank goodness for Morgan. Because (speaking of gorgeous-but-boring duos), the coupling of 'Chuck' spies Chuck and Sarah has been the least fun part of the show's fourth season. We'd still eat several feet of Subway sammiches to keep the show on the air, but the Charah relationship has not been appetizing.
The Disappointing '$#*! My Dad Says'
The Shat plus a concept that sprung from 140-character soundbites does not equal a great sitcom. In other words, you can stuff a whole lot of funny into a Twitter feed, but try expanding that out into a 35-page script, and it's a lot tougher to maintain the funny.
The 'Lone Star' State
Really, viewers? Cancellation after two episodes...you couldn't even tune in for a few weeks? As a collective audience, we have only ourselves to blame that the best new network show of the fall season was kaput in two weeks. P.S. -- Remember 'Shasta McNasty'? Even that ran for 22 episodes!
'The Good Guys' Underwhelms
Another show with a promising pedigree (conceived by 'Burn Notice' creator Matt Nix, it stars Colin Hanks and Bradley Whitford as the titular buddy cops), 'The Good Guys' are just that...good, sorta. But kinda caught between the '80s and now, not only in the characters' minds, but in the show's vibe.
No Big Laughs on 'Mike & Molly'
We love Melissa McCarthy almost as much as we love Keri Russell (see below), and we're among the many who agree that that Marie Claire
blogger was an idiot, but the bigger disappointment about this sitcom is that insensitive bloggers don't
have to make fat jokes...the show does it for them. The good news: There's still potential for 'Mike & Molly,' as series creator Mark Roberts has insisted in the press that he's always planned to move away from the weight jokes as the show evolves.
The Real Housewives of...D(on't) C(ontinue) This Show
O.C., NYC, NJ and Atlanta ... we had yet to meet a 'Real Housewives' cast that wasn't the perfect excuse to procrastinate for an hour of reality-TV watching, followed by several minutes of post-show Twitter snarking. Then, hello! 'Real Housewives of D.C.,' a show that was supposed to revolve around Washington insiders. Sadly, the closest any of those housewives got to real D.C. power players was the now-infamous White House party-crashing of the now-infamous Salahis. Thank goodness for the new Beverly Hills 'Housewives,' who've ushered in a return to the good old-fashioned designer-clad backstabbers, ostentatious parties and ridiculous catfights we've come to expect and love from the Bravo franchise.
'Running Wilde': An Un-Arresting Development
We're putting a hopeful little asterisk next to this one. It's the brainchld of 'Arrested Development' creator Mitch Hurwitz and stars 'Arrested' alums Will Arnett and David Cross, as well as 'Felicity' TV goddess Keri Russell. It had us expecting a
lot more, and, right away, "underwhelming" was the best word to describe it. We continued to feel that way -- until the Nov. 9 'Best Man' episode, a quick, clever romp that recalled the best of what we loved about 'Arrested.' The fun chemistry we expected from the Arnett-Russell pairing materialized! Will it prove too late to save the show from the chopping block?
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This bloq post is not interesting...enough with the bristol palin bashing...has it crossed anyone else's mind that DWTS's is a terrible show?
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I dont know whats more pathetic..yet another Bristol Palin jab or no cw shows....gee I wonder why...Its a good thing Bristol didnt win or those a list stars like Charo and Florence Henderson wouldnt wanna be on.....You just cant make it up...You just cant
OMG !!! You forgot the Gosselin litter. What a waste of airtime. Kate screams. The litter whines. Kate screams and runs across traffic in 5 inch heels. The litter fights. Kate screams at the whales. ENOUGH !!!!
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Wanna know where people go to snag an i-nter-racial rel-ations-hip, say, Just for future reference? “i-nterr-acial Central”? “San Carlos” ? or “San Francisco”?*** BlackWhite Cupid C 0/om *** is the real place that is packed with them. ;)
There was no Bristol bashing or jab Jlyn or Damien so your claims which are lies your the morons & idiots that don't know what your talking about. Damien The CW has pretty good shows but you don't watch CW anyways so your patheic to even bash them since you watch you shouldn't bash The CW which your wrong about The CW.
I found Bristol to be very refreshing and innoccent.
she was not wrapped up in all the Hollywood crap,, she was just being a young girl experiencing what was offered her,, she did a good job considering... I also thought she was sexy and appealing for a young lady just a tad over weight !! Surprisingly she handled the pressure and the demands of performing rather well !!
Bristol could not dance to save her own life. She made a fool of herself
chuck...innocent girls don't have sex at 15 and get pregnant....Please,you can play anykind of game infront of a camera...including an innocent one....
I agree 100% jlyn
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Thank you for calling out NBC. L & O LA is decent but I miss Jack McCoy.
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I would give a 20lb Butterball to Glee, for abandoning all pretense of plot, character development or making sense in favor of 'gimmick of the week' shows most weeks this past season.
And to think, it started out as a quirky, biting satire of High School Life way back when. That show was great. I wish they would bring it back.
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Yep, Glee went down fast. 98% of the new shows did too. I like Boardwalk Empire over ANY of the reality shows offered on any channel.
Aren't the contestants on the show supposed to be amateurs ? So how did Jennifer [Dirty Dancing] Grey qualify for that show ? Maybe next season Paula Abdul,Ginger Rodgers [ oops she's dead ]or maybe Sammy Davis Jr.[sorry ,he's dead too ].Hell ,Paula you might have a chance.
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It's not a show about amateurs. It's called Dancing with the STARS. The problem is, there are too many unknowns that no one cares about (like Bristol Palin)
If you go back and look at the contestant list every season you will find there is ALWAYS at least one ringer on there - someone who had dancing of some sort be a big part of their career.
ALWAYS.
Just because she took some lessons for a movie doesnt make her a pro.Will smith isnt a pro boxer tom cruz isnt a pro racecar driver ect...
texas....jennifer is not a professional dancer....Have you seen her in anything since dirty dancing,25 years ago???????NO!...She is 50 years old......so shut up with this crap...She is a actress who learned to dance for a movie ,which has nothing to do with....ballroom dancing....but she was a star at one time....and bristol was never a star.....
I agree with everything except Boardwalk Empire. But I must add The Walking Dead on AMC. I wish it were.
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You've got to be kidding me. The Walking Dead is one of the first shows in a long time that has an interesting plot, good acting, and something new to offer. I'm so tired of the lame reality shows, the un-real househo's, the rigged talentless shows, and so on. Hollywood gets one good new show on, then everyone else photocopies it, changes a few details, and pumps it out til they've killed the concept. Happened with P.I. shows, Doctor shows, Cosby Show, Idol, Survivor, Bachelor, Vampires, and, i'm sure, eventually zombie shows.
What is it with this Bristol Palin thing? She did nothing wrong she is just a young girl!!!!!!! Give her a break!!!! She really wasn't all that bad. she did pretty good!
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