Dane Cook Reveals Favorite Songs for Making Out, Working Out, Road Tripping and More
By PopEater Staff Posted Dec 2nd 2010 12:15PM
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Song to listen to before you go on stage?
Adelitas Way, 'Invincible'
"This is the kind of song that could get you excited even if you had the flu, pink eye and erectile dysfunction all at once."
Song you would replace your car horn with?
Drowning Pool, 'Bodies'
"Why just toot the horn when you can fracture someone's skull via guitars that sound like lightning hitting a drum kit?"
Song to polish your platinum comedy album to?
Van Halen, 'Panama'
"I also do this sitting in a field of wheat, dressed in knight's armor, as adorable kittens climb all over me. We all have lucky streak traditions."
Song to listen to when no one else can
possibly hear you listening to it?
Captain & Tennille, 'Love Will Keep Us Together'
"If the first eight notes don't make you tap a toe, I am convinced you are a terminator sent from the future and I will destroy you for all mankind's survival."
Best road trip song?
Aerosmith, 'Dude Looks Like a Lady'
"It's even better if you are driving with a really ugly girl that kinda looks like a guy. Awkward."
Song that brings back those high school memories?
The Outfield, 'Your Love'
"Ahhh, back when only getting to second base felt like today's version of finding lower auto insurance rates."
Song to get you pumped at the gym?
Theme Song From 'Rocky'
"I have to admit this song also makes me cry. Pumping iron and balling my eyes out: Bipolar never looked so jacked."
Last song you'd want to hear before you croak?
The Beatles, 'Blackbird'
"Only thing that could make this perfect is if the moment you die, when your soul leaves your body, Lennon is playing this as I arrive to heaven."
Most awkward song to hum in a public bathroom?
Michael Jackson, 'Beat It'
"If you don't get this joke, you suck and blow."
Song you're most likely to sing in the shower?
Michael Jackson, 'Beat It'
"If you don't get this joke -- aww, never mind."
Song your parents used to listen to that you
hate, hate, hate?
"Unless they were singing it from a Lamborghini with a bow on top of it."
Song to hook up to/song to impregnate someone to?
Steve Miller Band, 'Rock'n Me'
"I insist on impregnating to '70s classics ... only if you want my baby."
Your go-to karaoke tune?
Stone Temple Pilots, 'Plush'
"I've been told it's awe-inspiring. Well, like, 'Awww, he's really trying so hard to sound like he's singing.'"
Karaoke song you never want to hear again?
Young MC, 'Bust a Move'
"Unless you know all the words. If you don't know every word, I will literally throw Young MC at you."
Corniest love song that's true?
Kenny Loggins, 'Meet Me Halfway'
"It's powerful s***."
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