Chelsea Handler Explains Angelina Jolie Joke

Hold off on blaming
Chelsea Handler's friendship with
Jennifer Aniston for her stand-up attack on
Angelina Jolie, but don't expect the comedian to apologize either.
"They were talking about me on 'The View,' talking about me and my Angelina Jolie tirade," she said on her show.
"Can I just say that I've been making fun of Angelina Jolie since she made out with her brother?" Handler explained, referencing Jolie's intimate kiss with James Haven at the 1999 Oscars.
"If I've learned nothing from this, it's to write new jokes," she continued at her own expense.
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Over the weekend, Handler's comedy routine include a
profanity-laden tirade on the woman accused of stealing Aniston's former husband, Brad Pitt.
"She's a homewrecker, she is," Handler started on Jolie. "She can rescue as many babies from as many countries as she wants to. I don't f***ing believe you. She gives interviews, 'I don't have a lot of female friends.' Cause you're a f**king c**t ... you're a f***ing b***h."
According to PopEater's own Rob Shuter, Handler doesn't care what Angelina thinks of her.
"Chelsea hates Angelina and doesn't for one second buy that she is this good person rescuing children in need around the world," a friend of the comedienne told Shuter. "Everyone in Hollywood is scared to say what they really think about Angelina except Chelsea."
The friend added, "She thinks Angie stole another woman's husband and should be called out on it."
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You can't steal somebody's husband if he doesn't want to be stolen!
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Those were my thoughts exactly. Brad knew what the heck he was doing. They both made a choice and now they get to live happily ever after - whatever that means. It's jacked up but that's life. If you're gonna point the finger, point at both Brad and Angelina, they both should be vilified.
This is true! I have been listening to Chelsea rip Jolie for years!! and agreed with her dislike of Jolie. It is about her being a nut job as well as luring not one,not two,but three men away from their women just to break up the relationships, not because she loved the men, she is spiteful,nuts and a no talent actress.
Hasn't it been like 6 years since Brad and Jennifer divorced? Jennifer Aniston can't still be suffering the blow, and if she is, it's time to move on before her it defines her life. Her friends aren't doing her any favors to keep the break-up in the public eye, even it makes a whole new generation pity Jennifer. Even before Angelina came on the scene I read where Brad was saying marriage shouldn't have to be forever. I also thought Jennifer always looked bored, and worse, like she was sick of dealing with stupid. Now she's the perpetual victim of the vixen instead of blaming the guy who took the vow, or just moving on.
This Chelsea Handler is just a blonde pig. Kind of like a female Glenn Beck.
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You are absolutely right; however, a lady would never entertain another woman's husband. She would politely turn him down and move on. Angelina? Not a lady. She would lay down with any of her co-stars and has a history of doing same. I think her whole thing with Brad is a sick way of lashing out at Aniston. Aniston didn't have kids, Pitt wanted them, so Angelina stepped in. Almost like Angelina has to be top dog. She has a history of fooling with other women's men and it's obvious it's an ego thing, at least to me. As for her world wide philanthropy? I will give it a slight nod when she spends her time and money in the country that made her rich: USA. She even called her own flesh and blood 'not interesting' so I guess we can figure out when she'll adopt here.
Ever notice horse face pigs like Handler never talk crap about ugly chicks? Jolie is hot hot hot and that pisses ugly women off.
Plus...How to you get your c-list nobody self in the news? You bag on an A-list babe. Pathetic!
Oh, good grief ... all this hooha shouldn't make me hate all three women. I used to like Chelsea, but she's putting herself in jeopardy of losing her career just like that loose cannonball Rosie O'Donnell (who I also used to like until she lost it).
As the old saying goes; It takes two to Tango
Yup, Absolutely! I totally agree with you.
She got Brad by offering the crazy sex. Now, he is stuck with what is left--just the CRAZY.
Phil ....Pretty is as pretty does...This more about Angelina crying that she doesnt have any female friend...No brainer there...Who would want the women as a friend,,,She sleeps with every man that can get it up...Brad wasnt the first co star she slept with,,,,He was the only ome dumb enough to fall for her
Like did anyone put a gun to Brad Pitt's head? And how many acting awards has Jennifer been nominated for? In fact, if Jennifer Aniston didn't have such a good pr rep, what would she be doing -- like I don't think Angelina Jolie or countless other actresses have to worry about Jennifer taking acting parts away from them. Where are all Jennifer's great roles?
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This is a point everyone seems to be forgeting. If Brad was happy with Jennifer he wouldn't have left her for Angelina!!!!
Handler,your not the fly on the wall so you have NO IDEA of what went on in the marriage,and it takes TWO to tango,you might as well go off on brad as well.Look in the mirror,your no beauty queen,and your a scank.
Fully agree with Cici. You can't steal another woman's husband unless he wants to be stolen. Luv Chelsea and Angelina.
You are 100% correct, I was thinking the same thing. He could only have been stolen away if HE wanted to. HE was the married one. Seems to me the blame should be placed on HIM.