Randy and Evi Quaid to Pen Tell-All on 'Star-Whackers'Randy Quaid and wife Evi want you to believe people are trying to kill them, so they plan to expose the truth in a book. According to RadarOnline.com, they already have an agent hunting for potential ghostwriters.

"The hunt for a writer to work with the Quaids is happening right now," a close source tells Radar. "No one expects them to have any problems getting a publisher."

We don't either. It seems the Quaids will finally reach the climax of their bizarre year, which has included multiple arrests, blowing off court appearances and then running to Canada claiming "star whackers" were after them.