Before we drop the ball, evacuate the dance floor, restore our sanity and bring our talents to South Beach, we had an item of unfinished business. Seventeen items, actually. That is, the things we'd want Denis Leary to save as the year in art and entertainment goes up in a blaze of glory. Which is to say, if all the artifacts in pop culture were trapped underground in Chile, which would we most want to lift to safety? Well, we present our list of favorites from the past twelve months. Just remember: if you touch our junk, we're gonna have you arrested.