Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor SwiftTaylor Swift is known for writing about her ex-boyfriends. She even freely admits it.

So we couldn't help but imagine what her musical ode to Jake Gyllenhaal would be. (You know, since he just broke up with her.)

For your enjoyment, PopEater's 'Left My Heart in a Coffee Cup.'

You were twenty-nine, I was twenty.
That didn't stop us from getting hot and heavy.
(Not too heavy since I'm not Miley, y'all)
Maybe that was the problem after all.

You broke my heart and left it in a coffee cup.
Ohh yeah in a coffee cup.
I couldn't drink alcohol, so that was our only choice.
Now that you've dumped me, I found my voice.