Snooki Counts Down Reasons to Buy Her Book on 'Late Show'

By AOL TV Editors Posted Jan 11th 2011 05:48AM

'Jersey Shore' star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is many things, and now she can add author to that list. She penned 'A Shore Thing,' which is said to chronicle her search for love.

While Snooki and award-winning literature may not belong in the same sentence, the reality star went on 'Late Show with David Letterman' Monday to convince us all to check it out.

She was on hand to present the Top 10 reasons to check out her new book. The list included such compelling reasons as a blank page to stick our gum and hangover cures. Less compelling is her offer to grind with us at any nightclub if we can show her our receipt. See the video of Snooki inside!

Now that Snooki's an author, cast mate JWoww offered literary criticism. According to the list, she gives the book "5 Wowws," which we're guessing is a pretty good rating.

Perhaps most importantly, even though it wasn't number one, Snooki told us that if we buy her book, "The economy will be fixed."

If only it was that easy!

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Tuesday 11 January

By mw

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She can count down til she is blue in the face, I wouldn't take her book if she gave it to me. What a waste.

By Melvin

Who is this fat little toad,and why are people taking her seriously enough to listen to anything she says. God, people, get a life. What a waste of space.

By Gina

"Fat little toad". Good one. For the life of me, I don't know what anyone sees in Skanki.

By themeeker

Who knew she could count?

She should change her name from Shnookie to SOOOOOOOOIIIIIIEEEEEE.

By Bluebill

Oink! Oink! Here Piggy! Piggy! OK, Scratch with your front leg 1-2-3.....ooooh what a good little piggy you are miss Snookie!.....buy the book? Sure I will. When I run out of toilet paper.

By ANGELOCOOL

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IS THIS SNOOKIE ROSEANNES B DAUGHTER

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JUST HOW MANY PEOPLE [LOSERS} WILL ACTUALLY BUY THIS BOOK , AND REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO KNOW HOW TO READ ....

By Charlie

Her legs look like bowling pins

By YellowRose3218

Only a mislead teenaged girl would want this 'book.'
I hope parents will be watching them, to make sure they dont buy it.

By politicalycorrect

Snookie is not a bad looking girl and you are all just hating on this poor girl. I know that the rest of you dont look like super models either. if you dont like her then why are you wasting your time reading articles about her. GROW UP

By Ted Bundy

Willy Wonka called from the Chocolate Factory, he is missing an umpa lumpa.

By Lisa

i wouldn`t waste my money on that book,
if i did i turn it into toilet paper
and wipe my butt with it.

Thursday 13 January

By leslie vandiver

This is the next generation..of hobits...Lords Of The Rings pt4 in search of the juice...

By Nadya

Omigod you people are so mean. Can't she just make her money peacefully. I'm sure if any one of us was in her shoes we would promote, write and fist pump away for the money those kids are making.

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