It's still odd considering conspiracy theorist, musical virtuoso and general oddball Matt Bellamy of British rock giants Muse getting all lovey-dovey with glitzy Hollywood star Kate Hudson. But the two are reportedly having a child together, so we're just going to have to get used to it.
After the jump, we show our support by designing the perfect nine-song setlist for the Muse frontman to perform in honor of the baby's birthy.
'Unintended' -- "It was not planned, but they are excited and embracing it," a source told Us Weekly of the pregnancy. The perfect circumstance to present this bloody lovely song to a child, no?
'New Born' -- An obvious choice, though we'd recommend Bellamy perform this one acoustic for an easily terrified baby.
'Bliss' -- Because babies instill this emotion in parents.
'Plug In Baby' -- Just to say, "You can be whatever you want, child o' mine. Especially if you want to be a plugged-in, electric rock messiah."
'Screenager' -- To acknowledge the child will not always be a minuscule bundle of joy.
'Map of Your Head' -- To say, "Y'know, munchkin, come to think of it ... before you become a difficult screenager, just gimme a map to your brain, wouldja?"
'Guiding Light' -- Parents are frequent sayers of platitudes like, "Having a baby changed everything." Should Bellamy join the pack, he can play this warm (though lyrically not quite blithe) tune.
'I Belong to You / Mon Cœur S'ouvre à ta Voix' -- To say, "I'm all yours, baby, and -- heads up! -- your daddy can sing in French and capably insert clarinet into a rock song."
'Starlight' -- After Bellamy fawns over his baby for most of this home concert, he'll want to close with something nice and romantic for his leading lady.
Bethenny Frankel and Jason Hoppy It's a girl!
Bethenny Frankel of the 'Real Housewives of New York City' gave birth to a baby girl on May 8, 2010. Bryn Hoppy was born at 8AM in New York City and weighed 4 lb. 12 oz.
They're no Chris & Gwenneth, that's for sure. I'm afraid Kate'll also break Matt's heart just like Goldie hurt Bill Hudson. Then again, maybe he's using her to boost his career?
I love Muse, and I think Matt Bellamy is great. I was never sure that I liked the Bellamy-Kate Hudson pairing, but let's hope it works out now that there's a baby involved.
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Plug In Baby has always been my favorite.
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They're no Chris & Gwenneth, that's for sure. I'm afraid Kate'll also break Matt's heart just like Goldie hurt Bill Hudson. Then again, maybe he's using her to boost his career?
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I highly doubt he needs a boost, his band is pretty successful. Just don't know why Matt would be with such a Hollywood hoe.
I love Muse, and I think Matt Bellamy is great. I was never sure that I liked the Bellamy-Kate Hudson pairing, but let's hope it works out now that there's a baby involved.
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