There are some things you just never forget. Like actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman hubby Chris Martin naming their babies Apple and Moses. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie went with Pax. Dan Cortese named his spawn Tabooger. Jason Lee saddled his kid with Pilot Inspektor, and Rob Morrow tagged his boy Tu (sound it out). All the baby names screamed for attention and, at the very least, a reality check.

Now, however, it looks like Hollywood is saying goodbye to all that. Along with the baby-making uptick in Tinseltown, celebrity parents are returning to good, old-fashioned classic American names.