Joan Rivers on Tommy Lee Jones: 'He Makes Hitler Look Warm and Fuzzy'

By Rob Shuter Posted Jan 21st 2011 09:10PM

Joan Rivers is just a friend-making machine this week, right? She got herself dumped from FOX News after saying critics were right to blame Sarah Palin for the Tucson tragedy, and then she announced to me that she regretted ever voting for Sarah's "terrible daughter" Bristol on 'Dancing With the Stars.' "I should've voted for David Hasselhoff. They both sucked as dancers."

The comedy icon didn't stop there on my HDNet show, 'Naughty But Nice With Rob,' and she entertained us with her thoughts on the nicest and nastiest celebs out there. Nice? Tom Hanks and Nicole Kidman, surprisingly. Meanest? Without hesitation, Tommy Lee Jones, whom Joan and Melissa had nothing but H-bomb-throwing scorn for.

"He makes Hitler look warm and fuzzy," Joan said. "The man is a nightmare," Melissa agreed.

Joan and Melissa sat down with me to promote their brilliant new show, 'Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?' which premieres Jan. 25 at 9PM on WE TV. On the show, cameras follow the ultimate New Yorker when she decides to move to California to be with Melissa and grandson Cooper. She has no idea that Melissa has a live-in boyfriend, Jason, and that's not even the biggest surprise when this mother and daughter move in together!

For more dish with Joan and Melissa, tune into 'Naughty But Nice With Rob' on Saturday at 1PM and again at 7PM only on HDNet.

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Saturday 22 January

By Diana Winters

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Just when I thought it was "safe" to turn on some red carpet shows, these two yentas show up yet again!!!! I can't believe anyone would hire either of them for a show of their own!!!!!

Friday 21 January

By Cassie

I am so sick and tired of celebrities talking about politics and politians. KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!

By Paul

Especially when they don't know WTF they're talking about!

By great granny

Tommy Lee Jones is wonderful. a real nightmare is running into you in the dark. Johnny Carson got rid of you years ago. Next time i want to see plastic woman, ill bring up J. Rivers on google.

By gregory

Both of you are recycled trash .
Joan you are still breast feeding your adult daughter .
your show will never make it , you are both ill.

By kathe brown

I WOULD SETTLE FOR TOMMY LEE JONES ANYDAY.

HAVEN'T SEEN THESE 2 WITH ANY MEN LATELY, LET
ALONE TOMMY LEE.

By tony

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wow

By jckfmsincty

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I agree with Rivers about "Fox News".

By Ed

Bill nailed it!! Beutiful!!

By diane

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"beautiful"

By Robsa Kyke

Rob Shuter is the biggest phagHEEB in the entertainment world. %This fcuking YID and his "sources" are nothing but a bunch of washwomen looking for a fence.

By guinevere

the reigning queen and princess of plastic surgery..too bad both can't undergo voice transplants and take anti-venom shots..these two seriously never have anything nice to say about anyone and they themselves aren't anything wonderful

By mhwyman7

Horse face & Horse face Jr.

By Matt

Joan and Melissa Rivers, John Kerry, and a horse walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long faces?"

By PJ

Ha Ha I agree and they both suck. Their show will never make it.

By Lizard

More filthy jeews to add to the collection. Rivers, Rickles, Saget, Silverman, Andrew Dice Clay, Roseann Barr, Family Guy writers, Larry David, etc., etc. Living up to the stereotype just fine.

Saturday 29 January

By delacourte

Hmmm... I wonder if Seth McFarland knows he's Jewish?

Why are these two pieces of drek still around?

By GEORGE

TOMMY LEE JONES IS NOW MY HERO.

By Jeff

Uh Folks, the ladies are correct about Tommy Lee Jones. He shot a lot of his film "The Three Burials Melquiades Estrada" on her ranch in West Texas, and he was there again for "No Country for Old Men". Both times he was an insufferable a-hole to the locals.

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