Joan Rivers is just a friend-making machine this week, right? She got herself dumped from FOX News after saying critics were right to blame Sarah Palin for the Tucson tragedy, and then she announced to me that she regretted ever voting for Sarah's "terrible daughter" Bristol on 'Dancing With the Stars.' "I should've voted for David Hasselhoff. They both sucked as dancers."

The comedy icon didn't stop there on my HDNet show, 'Naughty But Nice With Rob,' and she entertained us with her thoughts on the nicest and nastiest celebs out there. Nice? Tom Hanks and Nicole Kidman, surprisingly. Meanest? Without hesitation, Tommy Lee Jones, whom Joan and Melissa had nothing but H-bomb-throwing scorn for.

"He makes Hitler look warm and fuzzy," Joan said. "The man is a nightmare," Melissa agreed.