Joan Rivers is just a friend-making machine this week, right? She got herself dumped from FOX News after saying critics were right to blame Sarah Palin for the Tucson tragedy, and then she announced to me that she regretted ever voting for Sarah's "terrible daughter" Bristol on 'Dancing With the Stars.' "I should've voted for David Hasselhoff. They both sucked as dancers."The comedy icon didn't stop there on my HDNet show, 'Naughty But Nice With Rob,' and she entertained us with her thoughts on the nicest and nastiest celebs out there. Nice? Tom Hanks and Nicole Kidman, surprisingly. Meanest? Without hesitation, Tommy Lee Jones, whom Joan and Melissa had nothing but H-bomb-throwing scorn for.
"He makes Hitler look warm and fuzzy," Joan said. "The man is a nightmare," Melissa agreed.




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Jeff, I lived in SA TX - home to TLJ - The local newspaper even tells you to not approach TLJ as he is a arse hole!
Hmmm... Are you sure about that Jeff? To the best of my knowledge, the majority of that was shot on his own ranch. (A ranch which, if I'm not mistaken, he no longer owns.)
Tommy Lee Jones has too much intelligence and talent to talk to either of you, Catface and Horseface! GO AWAY!!!!!!
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Both are symbolice of what sucks in America which no doubt they both do well!
I'll watch the Palin women any day, maybe Sarah could take the Rivers girls on a camping trip. Would be a shame if anything happened to them!
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I hate these two idiots, especially the no talented Mellissa who earns money being a yes man to her rude obnoxious mother. Now I know why Joan's husband edgar killed himself!IMAGINE HIM LIVING WITH THOSE TWO! MELISSA EVEN CHANGED HER NAME TO RIDE ON HER MOTHER'S FAT ARS
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Joan Rivers is a pig, and her daughter is the acorn that didn't fall far from the tree. I guess you could call her a piglet.
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Pigs, yes but I believe they have horse in their genetics.
Joan has always been a mean jerk . She is got nerve to talk about anyone.
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Joan Rivers looks like the Joker after a bad car accident
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I've actually heard from more than one person that in real life Tommy Lee Jones is very unfriendly. As in cross the street so as not to run into him.
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Joan Rivers makes the crypt keeper look hot-
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joan knows politics. after all, she was the one who convinced Lincoln to run for Pres.!
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Rivers and her daughter could very well be mistaken for Hitler's daughter and granddaughter. They spew so much hatred that makes me wonder why do networks even carry them.
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Yes, for all the hatred they spew they make Hitler look "warm and fuzzy".
Joan R. is a mean, venomous piece of garbage. She epitomizes the absolute worst qualities a human being can have. She is hateful and violent with words. Her voice alone is whiney and intolerable. I know Joan R. is old but so am I. She needs to grow up. She's a very immature old bat. She's got the dirtiest mouth of the entertainment world. If she's on TV I flip the channel, can't stand to see or hear her and I certainly don't want my grandchildren exposed to her. Joan R. could star in an outer space movie, she could be the alien without bothering with any makeup. She is a very sad person to have to belittle others to make herself feel better about herself, thinks it makes her better then others. Sad, sick woman. Joan R. needs to wean her daughter, she brought her up to be a clone of herself, I find that alone sick.
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joan and her horse faced daughter are just out to diss anyone to get exposure for their reality show. these 2 nasty ho's need to be ignored so they go away
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I thought Joan was dead.
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I meet Tommy Lee Jones in NY on the street (a situation where most celebs wouldn't give you the time of day) and he couldn't have been nicer.
JR on the other hand is famous for her too-good-for-anyone attitude.
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Sorry I meant "met."
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Holy crap Batman!! Joan rivers looks just like Jack Nicholsen when he was the JOKER!!
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