Madonna Likes 'Em Young. So What? 5 Reasons Madonna Can Date Whomever She Wants

By Jo Piazza Posted Jan 26th 2011 08:00PM

Pop-Ed: Madonna's oft publicity-seeking brother Christopher Ciccone recently made headlines by saying it's a little bit "creepy" that his pop star sister keeps dating men who are less than half her age. Her current boyfriend, Brahim Zaibat, is just 24 to her 52. Before Zaibat, Her Madgesty dated 24-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz. Men can date women young enough to be their daughters until the old cows come home, but when a woman dips her toes into the fountain of youth it's creepy and bad for society. We don't see anything wrong with Madonna's penchant for young meat. In fact, here are five reasons why it makes perfect sense.

1. It's an ego thing (his not hers). No man Madonna's own age would be willing to put his own ego on ice and live in her shadow. "Boy toys are likely shadow creatures that are bendable, malleable and controllable," says relationship expert and author of 'Don't Bet on the Prince' Gilda Carle.

2. She can support herself. "Women in general today are secure in their social and financial worlds, so they too can enjoy the spoils of great success, and there is no better example than Madonna," says Cooper Lawrence, author of 'Been There, Done That, Kept the Jewelry.' "She is in a rare position to be one of the most powerful women of her age, and with power like hers, she can have anything she wants, and she wants young hot foreign men!"

3. Younger guys are hot! "It seems to be a win-win situation, as Madonna exchanges the usual pot-bellied middle-aged dating choices for gorgeous super studs," Carle says. "It keeps her in the headlines for her outrageous dating choices, and it ups the name recognition of those desperate to get it."

4. Younger guys "get" Madonna's lifestyle. "Madonna, like Cher, lives a life that is more in keeping with a younger man. She is really into her body, looking young and being relevant, therefore on many levels she can probably relate to a man in his 20s more than she can a man who is age appropriate," Lawrence says.

5. They don't need Viagra in their 20s. Madonna likes sex and lots of it. A guy her age isn't going to be able to keep up with her libido. In fact, four guys her age probably couldn't keep up with her libido. "Madonna keeps herself in great shape, and younger men are more likely to be able to keep up with her in an arm wrestling match and all other very important physical pursuits," says dating coach Tracey Steinberg. "Madonna has a lot in common with the character Samantha Jones from 'Sex and the City.' Both women are gorgeous, powerful and are very open about enjoying their sexuality with whoever they please. I completely understand why Madonna enjoys robbing the cradle; younger men can have amazing sex appeal."

All good reasons -- even if it is unfortunate we have to explain them in the first place. We didn't have to justify why Hugh Hefner would want to be engaged to a woman who could be his great-granddaughter -- and that is legitimately creepy.

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Wednesday 26 January

By cb224d01

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Madonna WAS great in her day.

By l

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She needs to get a grip. Her face looks her age, her bod looks great in pictures (gasp) however I guess it is money talking. Personally, her face looks like a fat squirrel with red lipstick!

By emanon

Her libedo is as slow as any women her age. She was never 'into' sex as much as she is into her own being.
I do not care who she dates, but I am sure her duaghter and sons do......

By fc

what a load of sexist crap. so, with her boobs hanging flat down to her belly button; HER twisted ego which requires every surgery/boy to stay young, and the fact that there are PLENTY, if not the vast majority of men who DON'T use/have never seen an E.D. drug let alone require one, though with madonna i'm sure even a 20 year old would need a bottle full.

you wouldn't say 1/10th of the trash about a slime woman as you have about all men in this trash column. you are a sexist pig of a woman

By Jennifer

So what?? Exactly, that's what I'm saying hehe as I like 'em young as well. Who wanna B with the man that look old enough to B my Daddy anyway... lol

By undrgrndgirl

just like i'd say about an over 50 male rock star (like rod stewart) dating younger women...eeew.

By larry

who cares dennis said she was a bad lay.

By belldn3

Surprise she's not doing porn by now. You know she got her BLACKEYE from some young dude. But hay, it's her life.

By Walt

Hey, Lizzy Taylor, and Bird Head Minelli are still finding peckers at their old ages, go for it!

peckers???

Thursday 27 January

By Blonde Ambition

She's starting to look like Zsa Zsa Gabor.

By nick

Does she give b l o w j o b s still???????????

By frank

I guess these little boys she picks up don't care who she has laid down with in the past. that thug basketball player to name one

By mysterio

She can get younger men only if they are archeologist and have the ability to unwrap this Mummy

By jpuzzlewhiz

Here's two BETTER questions:

1. Why is this news?
2. WHO THE F--K CARES?

By phoenixfan1986

All those reasons listed are selfish and shallow, especially number 5. Gross. She can work out and stuff and get all the plastic surgery she wants, but she still looks terrible to me. I've seen regular women who are in their 50's or older who are beautiful, and have not had any work done. And as far as someone really old dating someone young, it's wrong when an older guy does it, and it's wrong when an older women does it. When the person is half someone's age, that is so disgusting. I'd love to see how she'd react if her daughter got with someone who was twice her age.

By sandy

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You people forget she is firm and tight and probably bodywise looks better than most 20 year olds, especially this generation that are so many of them overweight. I'm no Madonna fan but she isn't forcing or hurting anyone. I think the men probably enjoy having sex with her unlike those poor unfortunate creatures with Hugh Hefner that is truly disgusting.

By Sharon

Go for him Madonna. Age doesn't matter when we are adults.

By YellowRose3218

Sharon,, You are right.
Men have been doing the same thing, since the beginning of time.

By juan

i love madonna and i am 27 years old iand i think shes hot.

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