Calls to 911, a trip to the friendly neighborhood E/R, rumors of "bricks of cocaine" fueling a marathon party with porn-star guests. Nothing alarming in the life of Charlie Sheen -- at least, that's how Charlie Sheen seems to see it.

A senior staffer at RadarOnline reports that after this week's now-famous bender in Sheen's Los Angeles home, the troubled TV star texted exclusive messages grousing about all the press coverage of his recent behavior.

"I'm fine," he allegedly wrote to Radar on Friday afternoon. "People don't seem to get it....Guy can't have a great time and do his job also?" Typing out an extra, random gripe, he added: "Bunch of turds."

The flippant texts reportedly arrived around the same time that news broke about Sheen "voluntarily" entering rehab. Almost immediately, his CBS hit sitcom, 'Two and a Half Men,' announced a hiatus in full support of Sheen's recovery.