
Dear Charlie Sheen: You like to have fun. We get it. But isn't it getting grim, the frequency of words like "porn stars" and "cocaine" and "hospitalized" popping up next to your fine name? We're spending less time enjoying your work and more time forgetting 'Two and a Half Men' is even a thing.
As PopEater's team of editors ratcheted up to amber alert (see unholy trinity of vocab terms, above) yet again last week, we sounded off on video, wondering how exactly Sheen does what Sheen does. Watch it here:





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Charlie is going down a very Bad Road !
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I JUST WISH THE PRESS WOULD LEAVE CHARLIE ALONE AND LET HIM GET THE HELP HE SO DEARLY NEEDS.. HE IS A VERY . TALENTED YOUNG MAN WHO HAS BEEN UP THE WRONG ROAD..
I DO BELIEVE HE WILL SEEK THE HELP HE NEEDS BUT HE NEEDS TO DEAL WITH THIS BY HIMSELF, KEEP THE PAPPARAZZI AWAY.. THEY ARE THE DEMONS NOT CHARLIE
SUSIE
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Susie,
Get a grip on reality. Charlie is one screwed up dude. It's his fault.
Susie - Yes, he needs to deal with it himself. The problem is that he WON'T. If he keeps going the way he is (& I see no indication that he's willing to change), he's going to be a wet brain before you know it - if he isn't already. It's like the old joke - "How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb. One. But the bulb has to WANT to change". Charlie is a dim bulb who doesn't WANT to change. His choice. His funeral.
Well thank you POP eater for the ending here Charlie Fxxxing Sheen... Now that was nice...
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Why don't the "editors" stop writing fluff or spending hours of news time on this subject. You've milked this subject dry.
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Why wasn't he arrested for cocaine possession and taken to jail. A great example for his kids and ours. Maybe he should go work at the food bank or help the poor. What drug dealer does he support by his habit.
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sschmaltz, Charlie Sheen wasn't put here to be your kids roll model.
He keeps his job because despite his terrible habits and dangerous lifestyle, he delivers. He's talented, very talented. And very, very damn lucky to be alive. It's his life, but I hope for the people who love him, he gets it together. But if he does or doesn't, it's his business and no one else.
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Yes, he delivers now. He's functional. But addiction is a progressive disease and eventually he will not only be UNABLE to deliver, he won't WANT to. Nature of the disease.
Debbie,
You are right ! He isn't here to be my kids roll model.
Hot Shots is a family favorite. I am aware of his talent. So if the whole world knows he had a suitcase of cocaine Why wasn't he arrested. I guess I don't know enough about the law. In the future he can teach his kids the proper way to use cocaine.
Thanks stwef, but you missed roll (role model). I noticed it too late!
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there must of been alot of other people smoking cocaine if a guy brings that much over to his house to much for one person to do bye themselves and where is whats left of the stash or is waiting for charlie to get back home from re hab
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Charlie Sheens problems? What the hell,blame it on Bush.
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Charlie get help honey! we love you and love Two and a Half Men, so less drinking and partying and more normal life with your daugthers, and more serious about your future, ok? love you Sarita.
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charle get well and get back to work no drugs a few drinks and sleep with all the women you can it good for your health and life dont get any better than that if the whole world had more sex there would be peace on earth
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charlie must not care about his children very much
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