Charlie Sheen scandal
Dear Charlie Sheen: You like to have fun. We get it. But isn't it getting grim, the frequency of words like "porn stars" and "cocaine" and "hospitalized" popping up next to your fine name? We're spending less time enjoying your work and more time forgetting 'Two and a Half Men' is even a thing.

As PopEater's team of editors ratcheted up to amber alert (see unholy trinity of vocab terms, above) yet again last week, we sounded off on video, wondering how exactly Sheen does what Sheen does. Watch it here: