Kim Kardashian: Bond Girl? Five Actresses We'd Love To See Seduce 007

By Matthew Shepatin Posted Feb 2nd 2011 09:22PM

Kim Kardashian recently told E! News she wants to go tit-for-tat with England's most famous secret agent. "I would love to be in a Bond film -- a Bond Girl," she said. "That would be the ultimate."

Booty Galore does have a nice ring to it. But to be a Bond Girl is no mean feat, as any serious 007 fan will tell you, Kim. Only the most confused members of our species could argue you don't possess the obvious qualities one must have. That's good. That's a start. But reducing steely men to mush with a mere wiggle is not enough -- just ask Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) or Denise Richards (Christmas Jones). After the jump, see the five actresses we'd love to see take on James Bond.

The trick for any aspiring Bond Girl is projecting intrigue onto the statuesque facade. It's not about getting Bond to trust you; it's about getting him to want to trust you. Your eyes must hold great beauty but a warning: Dangerous curves ahead! The only way for Bond to find out your secret -- which very likely will get you killed -- is to get closer. Yes, that kind of closer. So you have to make it so he needs to know your secret.

After all, Bond knows the closer he gets -- yes, still that kind of closer -- the more susceptible he becomes to love's gravitational pull. That, dear chap, is when fatal missteps are incurred, missions are jeopardized and monstrous space weapons nearly destroy earth.

Now, no woman can resist 007's charm, but anyone who steps into the iconic role must have a particularly strong resistance to suave martini-drinking spies. It's all about matching Bond, killer line for killer line. It should be a cage match between the brilliantly cagey. You're artful, never ditsy. Feisty, independent, handy with a fox-hunting rifle, competent with an explosive harpoon. You look absolutely great in ski clothes. And you know how to get down the mountain. You must steal all eyes at chateau receptions without trying.

Of course, that backless dress with the plunging neckline and a dangerously long slit up the side doesn't hurt. Now that we've clarified what it takes to be a great Bond Girl -- the kind history remembers -- here are the five actresses we think would fit the bill ... and the bikini.

Christina Hendricks
She's had her way with the suits on 'Mad Men' and attempted to diabolically seduce Nathan Fillion on 'Firefly.' Why not give this flaming-red supernova of sophisticated sex appeal a worthy challenge? Observe:

Brooklyn Decker
She should not be emerging out of the water in a bikini to greet Happy Gilmore. It's wrong. For the love of Honey Rider, we need this remedied with a Bond Girl appearance, stat. Unconvinced? Say no more:

Sofia Vergara
She will play mysterious Chilean beauty Mercedes Sass. She grew up a poor orphan, abandoned by her wealthy, brutal aristocratic father. Now she's the world's greatest assassin-for-hire. Best line: "Careful. I'll burn the roof of your mouth." Not sold? A Vergara primer:

Katy Perry
Too hot for Elmo. Just right for 007. English blokes can't resist her buxom charm; just ask Russell Brand, who went from world's biggest horndog to happily domestic pup. Poor Daniel Craig would be a goner.

Anna Chapman
There have been beautiful flame-haired Bond Girls before -- Jill St. John worked the strawberry sex-appeal on Sean Connery in 'Diamonds Are Forever,' and most recently, Gemma Arterton sported crimson locks in 'Quantam of Solace' -- but a real Russian spy? Now that we'd like to see, whether or not she can crush a guy between her thighs. We're guessing she can. We're also guessing Chapman knows how to assemble a Russian assault rifle in 20 seconds flat. Let's see aspiring Bond Girl Jennifer Aniston do that.

Earlier: PopEater Calls for Kim Kardashian as a Bond Girl and Suggests Five Perfect Roles

See PopEater's recent chat with hopeful Bond girl Kim and sister Kourtney at the 'Today' show:

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Tags: James Bond, Kim Kardashian

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Wednesday 02 February

By martin h

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Who ever said kardashian was attractive is blind
Greasy , dirty chunky Gypo..........

By patti

Please Please Please Hollywood DO NOT DESTROY THAT ICONIC ROLE WITH THAT NASTY TRASH, either of those kardashin ho's.

By Donna

Patti, you go girl! You are right on with this "K" family. And who care about Bruce Jenner; who is he to think any of them have any talent or looks. Hate to tell them but they are fat and show me absolutely nothing. I am sick of even having to see their pics on TV. Whatever happened to the days when someone had to have looks and talent to even get a bit part on TV or movies? Then again, TV today is no more than TRASH with the likes of that fat Snooky and all the others. Wish they never started with this reality TV. I've taken to reading since there is nothing on TV anymore.

By KR

Kim: So, you are the famous James Bond.
James: And you must be the famous-for-doing-nothing, Miss Ba-Donka-Donk.
Kim: Why yes I am...how did you know?
James: Duuhh.

By Richard Ott

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I'd love to see Beyonce work it out with James Bond.

By ljsurf322

Well she did already to Austin Powers hahaha it may be tough for anyone to take her seriously...

Friday 15 April

By Joe

What we really need is a New JAMES BOND..
This guy is Way To Serious

The Transporter Would be a Better Choice..

By cappy

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yea and reggie bush could be odd job

By Polar Patrol

They've already done Goldfinger. Perhaps Kim's character could be called Golden Showers, since I understand Ray J pees all over her in her sex tape.

On another note, PopEater, please stop fabricating headlines just to get a mention of Kim Kardashian in. They would not seriously consider her! You're just looking to fill your Kardashian story quota since your site is obviously on their payroll.

By Linda

Can anyone tell me why the Kardasian sisters are famous? What have they done? Only thing I can see is Bruce Jenner for a step dad. OMg whoever did his plastic surgery did a horrible job.

By Amy

So agree-his face looks effiminate-his nose is too pointed. Michaels Jackson's former plastic surgeon must have worked on it. As for their claim to fame Bruce Jenner is part of it-plus the Kardashian girls are the daughters of Robert Kardashian-part of the dream team of the OJ trial. They are famous for no reason-I tried to watch their show-could only stomach about 5 minutes-whine-whine.

By bara

oh please don't pick on bruce he has a spell cast on him by his wife kris. he don't know no better.

By ryndakid28

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Why Does Everybody Hate on The Kardashians????? Yes Kim Cant Act! Thats Established, But Unattractive? Yea Right.

By kevin

A Bond girl has to act. That leaves Kim and her entire, pathetic family out of any of these films.

By turbogtrmstr

Kim K. a bond girl, R U NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I would never pay to see that no talent strut around in a bathing suit, which we seem to see on a daily basis. Enough!

By CFBARB

I may be way off base, but I thought a good movie needed actors that could act. Celebrities are not thesbians. Kim is eye candy, but I doubt she could carry a legit movie.

By bruceinthehills

Christina Hendricks is amazing. She gets my vote for Bond Girl!
(Too bad the clip they chose for her doesn't do her justice for her extraordinary performance as "Saffron.")

By BILL

Does this bimbo really believe that performing in a porno makes her an actress?

Please make her go away!

By rmoorebigdaddy

Kim K. couldn't carry any of these other girls gunbelt, especially Katy Perry. Who put it in K.K.'s head that she could act? Well there is acting like she is hot s--t. Which she is only a cold turd. I wish that whole damn family would fall off the edge of the world.

By will11344

I am sick to death of hearing about all the current bunch of bimbos grasping for headlines. None of them, including Kardashian, should be considered for the Bond franchise.

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