Kim Kardashian: Bond Girl? Five Actresses We'd Love To See Seduce 007

By Matthew Shepatin Posted Feb 2nd 2011 09:22PM

Kim Kardashian recently told E! News she wants to go tit-for-tat with England's most famous secret agent. "I would love to be in a Bond film -- a Bond Girl," she said. "That would be the ultimate."

Booty Galore does have a nice ring to it. But to be a Bond Girl is no mean feat, as any serious 007 fan will tell you, Kim. Only the most confused members of our species could argue you don't possess the obvious qualities one must have. That's good. That's a start. But reducing steely men to mush with a mere wiggle is not enough -- just ask Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight) or Denise Richards (Christmas Jones). After the jump, see the five actresses we'd love to see take on James Bond.

The trick for any aspiring Bond Girl is projecting intrigue onto the statuesque facade. It's not about getting Bond to trust you; it's about getting him to want to trust you. Your eyes must hold great beauty but a warning: Dangerous curves ahead! The only way for Bond to find out your secret -- which very likely will get you killed -- is to get closer. Yes, that kind of closer. So you have to make it so he needs to know your secret.

After all, Bond knows the closer he gets -- yes, still that kind of closer -- the more susceptible he becomes to love's gravitational pull. That, dear chap, is when fatal missteps are incurred, missions are jeopardized and monstrous space weapons nearly destroy earth.

Now, no woman can resist 007's charm, but anyone who steps into the iconic role must have a particularly strong resistance to suave martini-drinking spies. It's all about matching Bond, killer line for killer line. It should be a cage match between the brilliantly cagey. You're artful, never ditsy. Feisty, independent, handy with a fox-hunting rifle, competent with an explosive harpoon. You look absolutely great in ski clothes. And you know how to get down the mountain. You must steal all eyes at chateau receptions without trying.

Of course, that backless dress with the plunging neckline and a dangerously long slit up the side doesn't hurt. Now that we've clarified what it takes to be a great Bond Girl -- the kind history remembers -- here are the five actresses we think would fit the bill ... and the bikini.

Christina Hendricks
She's had her way with the suits on 'Mad Men' and attempted to diabolically seduce Nathan Fillion on 'Firefly.' Why not give this flaming-red supernova of sophisticated sex appeal a worthy challenge? Observe:

Brooklyn Decker
She should not be emerging out of the water in a bikini to greet Happy Gilmore. It's wrong. For the love of Honey Rider, we need this remedied with a Bond Girl appearance, stat. Unconvinced? Say no more:

Sofia Vergara
She will play mysterious Chilean beauty Mercedes Sass. She grew up a poor orphan, abandoned by her wealthy, brutal aristocratic father. Now she's the world's greatest assassin-for-hire. Best line: "Careful. I'll burn the roof of your mouth." Not sold? A Vergara primer:

Katy Perry
Too hot for Elmo. Just right for 007. English blokes can't resist her buxom charm; just ask Russell Brand, who went from world's biggest horndog to happily domestic pup. Poor Daniel Craig would be a goner.

Anna Chapman
There have been beautiful flame-haired Bond Girls before -- Jill St. John worked the strawberry sex-appeal on Sean Connery in 'Diamonds Are Forever,' and most recently, Gemma Arterton sported crimson locks in 'Quantam of Solace' -- but a real Russian spy? Now that we'd like to see, whether or not she can crush a guy between her thighs. We're guessing she can. We're also guessing Chapman knows how to assemble a Russian assault rifle in 20 seconds flat. Let's see aspiring Bond Girl Jennifer Aniston do that.

Earlier: PopEater Calls for Kim Kardashian as a Bond Girl and Suggests Five Perfect Roles

See PopEater's recent chat with hopeful Bond girl Kim and sister Kourtney at the 'Today' show:

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Tags: James Bond, Kim Kardashian

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Wednesday 02 February

By Slick

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Is it true when shes backing up her arse beeps.

By Mchert

Please, God. NO! Kim Kardashian is a no-talent, wannabe actress. They'll need an extra trailer just for her LIP GLOSS! What a waste of a Bond film. I don't know much about her and have heard she is a bit of a Diva, but I think Megan Fox is a real beauty. I could see HER in a Bond film. At least she has some acting experience. Keeping Up With The Kardashians is NOT ACTING!

By ABM

Who is Kim Kardashian? I've never heard of her.

By keyingatmach5

What did Kim do to get this part? I know NOTHING!

Popeater is in love with Kim, too bad no one else is. She is a joke, like her sisters. Maybe making money, but it is off of people with no brain. Let me know if she can buy respect at Gucci.

By Mike

No, with Kim they'd have to do too many WIDE shots.

Thursday 03 February

By joann

Oh please! First of all the Bond girls have personalities and are smart which Kardashian is neither. Maybe she's got the Bond films confused with her porno flick.

By karsim123

Actually the main reason why Kim Kardashian wouldn't be able to do a Bond movie is because there is no porn in it

By bleck

Hmmmmm...Sophia Vergara.....yes.

By Charles Robles

PLEASE, casting Kim K. in any role other than a fishwife in a Jamaican market would absolutely kill the entire 007 genre. That no talent bimbet should just stick to porn and leave acting to those who have talent and a voice.

By Tim

I want the Kardashains to just go away.

As for the Bond girl, chances are, it will be an unknown.

Denise Richards is down as one of the worst Bond girls.

By Max

A Kardashian as a Bond girl. A Bond girl IS NOT someone who can be bought from the .05 - .10 discount bin at a garage sale. You need to re-think this article.

By darryl

looks and youth fade, not fast enough in her case, she is too self centered to be where she is in my opinion, a testiment to the world we live in.

Friday 04 February

By Corinne

I would love, love, love to see Stana Katic as a Bond girl. She was the Canadian agent at the end of Quantum of Solace so her being brought into it as a main character would probably make more sense. Anyone that watches Castle would agree that she could play the sort of character they're looking for. Let's not forget that half this list is of people that would be in it for their name on the poster.

By paddytowers

Please, no.

Monday 07 February

By LakersGirl

Oh Dear God no Kim K. That awful voice and a face that doesn't move. That would be the end of the Bond franchise. Please.

Tuesday 12 April

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Wednesday 13 April

By greetings army t

Kim...acting in a Bond movie? Isn't that like Homer Simpson doing narration for The History Channel?

Friday 15 April

By John

It's just nice to see Pretty girls with NORMAL SIZE BREAST and not those with Blown Up Balloons..

Of course Eva Longoria and all like her are so Hated & ugly aren't they?

Sorry girls, Bigger Is NOT Better..
And if you want to be taken Steriously? Leave them Smaller so we can focus on looking at your Face, not your Fake Boobs..

If you have Pretty Legs? Wear those Shorter Skirts and Dressing and Tight jeans..too.!

But not you Big Boob Girls.. That looks so Trashy

-;)

Tuesday 03 May

By Listentoit

I think Fatima has been used by a Bond Girl, but Fatinma Caboose is new or Imaho Biggun and Doome Homey are also available.

There is famous, infamous, and just there to be laughed at. KK, her sisters and PHilton are all laughable, and unfortunately laughing all the way to the bank. Please quit watching the train wrecks.

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