Charlie Sheen's Wild Ride Now Includes a Dance BreakTwyla Tharp, Martha Graham, Charlie Sheen?

The greatest names in modern dance have some stiff competition, thanks to Charlie Sheen's alleged drunken bender.

The 'Two and a Half Men' star was hospitalized in "serious condition" after allegedly suffering a hernia just last week. He was admitted to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles after 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' star Dr. Paul Nassif called 911.

"I just got a call from the residence of Charlie Sheen, from a secretary. Apparently ... he's intoxicated. And he's saying, 'Don't call 911.' They got him on the phone, and he was very, very intoxicated, also apparently in a lot of pain," Dr. Nassif told the 911 operator.