Keep that surgically-altered chin up, Heidi! You can't win them all. After rumors circulated that the attention-loving blonde wanted to join 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills,' Bravo exec Andy Cohen awarded Heidi the title of "Jackhole" of the week and made it very clear he wanted her nowhere near the hit franchise.

"Professionally, I'm not supposed to discuss any negotiations so I have to parse my words here," Andy said on his 'Watch What Happens Live' late night talk show. "That trash is delusional and I would sooner stab... knives into my own eyes than see her on this network."

Now the former reality ratings queen tells PEOPLE that "Andy's tasteless remarks were hurtful and completely unnecessary."

"I was simply being playful," she says. "I'm well aware I'm not the right demo for that show, but Andy Cohen took it to a malicious place. I have always been a fan of the 'Housewives' franchise and I don't appreciate being bullied."