PopEater Plays Cupid Just In Time to Make V-Day Reservations

By Kiki Von Glinow Posted Feb 14th 2011 01:00PM

They can't all be as lucky as Kim Kardashian, who has finally found what looks like love with Nets player, Kris Humphries. But with our help, they can sure try.

With Valentine's Day here, these newly single celebs are going to need a shoulder to cry on -- or get cozy with.

We've scoured the single dating pool and come up with matches for these lonely ladies and gorgeous gents based on their professional and relationship histories, personalities and, of course, red carpet photo-op potential.

There's still time to squeeze in a last minute reservation. We're talking to you, John Mayer.

Let's be honest: If these two ever made it down the aisle, uber-academic and "poet" James Franco would be more than happy to toss stereotypical gender roles aside and take on Olivia Wilde's last name as his own. The Oscar Wilde wannabe even owns a bar called The Writer's Room.

We have a feeling that Mila Kunis, coming off her eight-year relationship with Macaulay Culkin, would feel right at home with Jesse Eisenberg, a bit socially awkward and not homely but not your average chiseled leading man. Plus, Mila and Jesse could save the award show circuits some dough by not having to shell out for their plus ones.

From numerous batches of leaked nude photos to a lawsuit here and there, Vanessa Hudgens has put golden boy Zac Efron through the ringer when it comes to her seasoned scandals. And for that, we don't blame Zac for saying, "Adios." Vanessa needs to go for a ride with serial heart breaker John Mayer just to know how good she had it.

There's no denying that when you're aboard a city bus headed for disaster, connections can form. Although Sandra Bullock and Keanu Reeves were aboard said disaster bus a whopping 17 years ago, in the movie 'Speed,' we have no doubt that they can rekindle their former romantic glory -- hopefully on solid ground, without the looming threat of explosives.

There's no doubt that Camille Grammer and Charlie Sheen have more than a few extra bags of crazy up their sleeves (or in their briefcases). But maybe their questionable extra baggage would cancel each other out somehow, and we would get to see a softer side of the "most hated housewife" and the "cokecase"-buying fantasy fanatic. What we wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall for that first date.

This pairing is strictly gratuitous. January Jones, the Grace Kelly incarnate, and Jake Gyllenhaal, whose five o' clock shadow is a work of art, would make magic on the red carpet.

He has gone for the quiet and reserved girls (Carey Mulligan) and the whips and chains girls (Rihanna), so we thought thought the sinfully sultry good girl, Camilla Belle, would be the perfect hybrid for Shia Labeouf. Plus if there's ever a lull in conversation they can reminisce about how they're practically the only Disney darlings who haven't been in rehab.

We know she likes older men (John Mayer and Jake Gyllenhaal), and we know that he likes blondes (Scarlett Johansson), so it seems like a no-brainer that Taylor Swift and Ryan Reynolds would hit it off. Plus Ryan's last couple of movies ('The Proposal' and 'Just Friends') are pretty much just Taylor Swift songs sans a melody. PopEater chatted with celebrities about their best Valentine's memories -- see it here:

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Monday 14 February

By YellowRose3218

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A few months ago, Kim said she was going to spend this year finding herself. LMAO...
A few weeks ago, Kim was trying to fing love.
I think this 'woman' either cant remember what all she has said, or, Kim thinks, no one else can remember the day before.
Kim says what shes feeling at the moment, never giving any thought to anyone else.
Kim doesnt realize, theres so much more to life then having a man around. If she put half as much time she spends searching for a man, reading some books, she might be surprised at what she could learn. Or give some time to a soup kitchen helping the homeless. I cant help but smile when I help someone. I have a good feeling shes never really helped anyone, in her entire life. Unless there was a pay off for her.

By joan

Are there any persons other than the Kardashian clan that gives a flying fig about who or what Kim is in love with? The entire Kardashian clan are a group of no talent people who as I have said before must have one heck of a press agent and a photographer who follows them around so we are inundated with pictures of them all the time. Enough already. Who cares>?

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