Charlie SheenPop-Ed: In a bizarre interview with 'The Dan Patrick Show' on Monday, Charlie Sheen revealed he has a new woman in his life.

He declined to reveal her identity, perhaps because this lucky young lass may not realize just yet that she is actually dating Charlie Sheen. Because if she had any clue what she was in for, we imagine she would be running for the hills.

But maybe, just maybe, Sheen's new woman has been living under a rock recently or really needs a green card or a way out of porn. In that case, we want to write her a little note in the spirit of full disclosure.