Charlie Sheen to Lindsay Lohan: 'Work On Your Impulse Control'

By Zach Dionne Posted Feb 17th 2011 10:33AM

Charlie Sheen called into 'The Dan Patrick Show' on Wednesday and gave an eight-minute interview to set the record straight about his 'Two and a Half Men' hiatus and various reports surrounding his tumultuous life.

"It's just insane, I have to call in on a couple of things," Sheen told Dan Patrick on-air for the second time in three days.

"People need to understand how supremely grateful I am that someone stepped in here," Sheen said. "I don't want to say who, but you know, basically, Viacom showed up at my house and said, 'Dude, it's getting really obvious, and we're really worried about you. We don't give a rat's tooey about the show, we care about your health.' So, they came in and just man to man and said, 'We have to shut it down.'"

Somewhat arbitrarily, Sheen asked Patrick to notify him if Lindsay Lohan was ever secured as a guest for the show. "I've got some things I'd recommend she'd consider," Sheen said. "I don't tell anyone what to do."

Pressed for one piece of advice for Lohan, Sheen said: "Work on your impulse control. Just try to think things through a little bit before you do 'em."

On the topic of LiLo, Sheen condemned media who "vilify without fact." According to a TMZ source, Lindsay was thankful for Charlie's words, reportedly telling acquaintances she "appreciates Charlie giving her his support."

Sheen mentioned an unidentified girlfriend and said he is "100 percent" in love. HollywoodDame.com speculates that "simple deduction would peg Bree Olson has his new lady love," saying Sheen spent the holidays with the 24-year-old porn star.

See PopEater editors sound off on Charlie's latest goings-on:

Sheen also chimed in on 'Two and a Half Man' creator Chuck Lorre's humorous comment this week -- on the traditional "vanity card" in the closing credits of Monday's TV show, Lorre wrote, "If Charlie Sheen outlives me, I'm gonna be really pissed."

Was Sheen affronted? Not at all, apparently. "Everybody tried to turn it into a feud," Sheen told Patrick. "It's a reflection of how he feels in comparison to how insane my life appears at time. I took it as a huge compliment. He basically wrote a brilliant little piece of literature and called me Superman. Don't people get it?"

The Superman part came in the full text of Lorre's words, where he touted his own efforts at maintaining health, in contrast to Sheen's hard-partying ways.

Sheen said he'll return to 'Two and a Half Men' on March 1. "We're gonna get back there and we can figure this out."

When asked, Sheen also said he will continue starring next season. "Oh God, yeah!" he said. "Because I have a two year deal. I'm a man of my word."

Sheen expressed the same sentiment speaking to Patrick two days prior, on Feb. 14. "I'm a man of my word; I have a contract. They said get your act together, and I did. I think just maybe it was a timing thing. I didn't think it was going to happen this fast. Check it, it's like I heal really quickly. But I unravel pretty quickly. So get me right now, guys."

Sheen told Patrick that day that he was sober. "Oh yeah. One hundred percent, one hundred perfect," he said. "Peeing clean. I just said pee on your show, sorry man. I feel great, man ... I'm here and ready ... I'm actually hungry."

Ready to return to work earlier than expected, Sheen went to the set and found it empty. "We are on forced hiatus. They said, 'You get ready and we'll get ready.' And I got ready and went back and nobody's there," Sheen said Monday. "I'm here and I'm ready. They're not. Bring it, you know?"

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Thursday 17 February

By no

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charlie sheen is out of control. teh drug has got him by the balls and wonn't let go. He has tow choices, get clean or get dead

By juzz

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Hey Charlie......HANG UP THE FRIGGIN PHONE....quit drunk dialing, eh? Pretty "funny" Charlie is giving advice.

By Rebecca

Charlie giving advice to Lilo? Does the blind leading the blind mean anything to ANYONE here? Charlie is so full of crap, there's no way he's clean this fast with as far down as he went. If he was, he wouldn't be saying "he unravels fast, get him now" or whatever. Typical that he's ready NOW, so they should just resume filming NOW. He wasn't there when they were ready to film, so screw him! And now he's in love with a porn star? Oh, please, i'm sure it's true love for her, too!!!

By Bazzman

Charlie Sheen giving advise to "ANYONE" is LIKE Dr. Mengele speaking to The A.M.A.about ethics violations !!

By greg

charlie is a victim of illuminati > dont believe the enquirer ,they make money off the publics ignorance

By cohara1950

Greg you're an imbecile. Take it to the bank

By DKW

Here is a man that has worked hard all his life and has everything and still continues to screw up. See - money really can't buy you happiness.

By LedFootLouie

true but poverty DEFINITELY buys unhappiness and everyone knows that.

By Will

I wholly agree. I'd be glad to take it off his hands to lift him of that burden.

By knuckles

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Yah, he only needed to get some dental work. C'mon get off his back. All that pill popping and snorting lines rotted his teeth out of his face. It's hard to believe he wasn't playing with the needle as well. I know that rots your teeth out and ecstasy, I think. I never touched either.

By Diego

So, Knuckles, you've managed to evaluate, judge and boast all in one posting. We're all very, very impressed.

By Pinto

Lohan & Sheen two of the walking dead,its a shame really !

By Barbara Kemski

Dear Charlie Sheen,

Man, can't you see yourself? Do you ever look in the mirror?
You're thin and gaunt looking in the face. What are you doing
to yourself? From what you're saying on the radio, you're still
not taking responsibilities for your behavior. Wake up, man. We
only live once and you're messing up the life you've been given.
Do you ever think about your kids? Would you want them to do what
you're doing? Oh Hell no!!! Make some changes!!!

Thank You

By Kay

When the show continues, they ought to use a new "bit" with the opening theme song:

"Charlie" should now be the one designated as the "HALF"!

The character of "Alan's" son, "Jake" has grown up on the show. And while he has matured (at least some!) "Charlie" (Sheen's character on the show) is exactly the same after all these years. He's a very likeable, but immature scamp -- who is apparently very much like Sheen actually is -- in his personal life.

I think it would be hilarious!

By Judd

Thatd be great!

By robin egg blue

Stupid as heck. Advice from Charlie.. Even Lindsay deserves better.

By bxcip

I am so sick and tired of Charlie Sheen stories. Please let me die in peace.

Soon Charlies will O.D. and be gone but Lindsay still hasa a chance for a life.

By superduperh8r

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ROCK AND ROLL Charlie! I would be smoking crack and doing Bree Olsen, too if I had the chance!

By americasneedle

I don't understand why we keep being subject to this blubbering loser and the Lohan character. Go away already and leave decent people alone.