Want to "do it" like the royals do? Then get your hands on a box of Crown Jewels condoms made to commemorate Prince William and Kate Middleton's upcoming nuptials. Nothing says "they're in it for the long haul" like the couple's engagement portrait plastered to a box of prophylactics.

The British company's website touts, "Like a royal wedding, intercourse with a loved one is an unforgettable occasion."

The queen must be very proud. Crown Jewels promises to give its patrons "the strength of a prince with the yielding sensitivity of a princess-to-be."